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DatBoys- if you don't get your data recovered here, you're a terrorist!

This the first time I have called you, fuckin' asshole!

Hey, get the cock outta your mouth. You're stuttering too much, motherfucker.

Stupid bastard, you. I get tired of listening to yew.

Stupid bastard, you. I get tired of listening you.

Kt, I wanna drill your asshole baby. I wanna cum in your mouth so much you'll be shitting cum baby. I want you to suck my dick so hard my cum will squirt out your asshole baby. What's your cell number baby?

I'm standing here with this motherfuckin' carbine, in my motherfuckin' hands. Meet me some-motherfuckin-where right now!!!

Huhhhh? Who you talking to? You're talking to me, go fuck yourself.

What, Kt, you got nothing better to do than to keep dialing on the phone, you asswipe? Balls stuck in your throat, you fuckass?

Kt, I'm gonna advise you now, this is the Sheriff's office. Stop commenting here.

YOU'RE 4 HOURS AND 12 MINUTES AWAY, AND I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Are you morons so bored that you have nothing better than to spam this site? Pathetic.

And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all.

No, no, no. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It's come to my attention that you're not measuring up. You'll need to stay late, again, with no overtime. Your project has to be completely redone. You can't seem to do anything right. Oh, I'm gonna have to write you up again, too. You're just not measuring up. That's three more demerits this week. Did you get the memo about the pay cut? Ten percent, across the board. We've gotta cut back; it's the bottom line, you see. And your insurance co-pays? Yeah, they're going up. Better tighten your belt! We're merging with a bigger company. There's gonna be one flavor ice cream, one brand of coffee, one car. There's twenty people waiting for your job. 1/3 of Americans work for less than $8.50 an hour. Get used to it. Be happy with what you've got. You'll have to play catch-up on the weekend, with no overtime pay, of course.

You're not meeting your quota. What's that, you say? The quota's impossible to meet? Duh! Here's how it works: I sit in my office - my CORNER office - and I do some simple math. I look at other companies similar to ours. I get stats. I take a nap *burp*. I crunch some numbers, and if the numbers show it's only humanly possible to complete say, ten projects a week, I double it, and that becomes your new quota: Twenty projects per week. Of course it's impossible! That's the whole point! Gotta keep you on edge. We'll give you some malarkey about setting the bar high, meeting goals, et cetera. But that's not the real reason: We've gotta keep you in fear. Fearful people develop low self-esteem, thus they'll never ask for a raise. What, you want a raise?

I'm Robert Perron, I live in Bostonville, Virginia! There is on the internet, a bunch of trolls, and they use a computer program that lets them call people and put in any IP address they want to put in, and it's gotten so bad to the point where the federal govt. has given it a name, called 'nimping'! You're being a victim of the internet hackers who persecute people! Listen boy, you get your black ass back into the gutter with the spoofer-rats and stay there!

You get your clip in yo' Glock, and you get some. You want an address, motherfucker? Gimme one.

Well, you lived to tell about it after the new year, didn't ya, Chris?

Excuse me sir, this is the real Chris Perron, who, who are you sir?

Man, who gives a fuck? I'll shoot you in yo' motherfuckin mouth, and fuck you in yo' ass, ho! Quit going through the damn preliminary! Now, how the fuck you wanna do this shit?

Balls stuck in your throat, you fuckass?

I can't understand yew, cus yew got balls in the side of yer mouth.

I'm what counts out here; not your fuckin' country clubs, or your fuckin' TV shows! And, what the fuck are you doing on TV, anyhow? You know I get calls from back home every fuckin' day, they think you went batshit?

You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff - I could go on forever, baby!

You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! And a happy new year!

YOU SAY NO TO MY AR-15 YOU FUCKIN PRICK! YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO SAY NO TO ME WHEN I GET TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Yeahh... Merry Christmas, you cocksucker. I hope your momma gets fucked, and your daughter, too!

For Christmas, I'd like for you to crawl off and die.

Fuck you! Merry Christmas. I hope Santy Claus shits on you!

Your about as full of shit as a Christmas turkey. Oh, fugg your merry Christmas, I hope Santa Claus shits on yew.

Dr. Crane isn't here right now, but if you'd like to make an appointment...

You're a fucker, you asshole!

Alec, I'm just commenting to remind you, you don't matter. You're a bitch.

No. For yer mommas pusshy.

For Stilwell Duncan?

I THINK YOU DAILLED THE WRONG NUMBER! WHO'S ON THE LINE? WHO'S MAKING A MESS!

For England James?

Fuck you, you nigger motherfucker, you! Your fuckin' wife - fuck your fuckin' kids, you fuckin' asshole!

Fuck you, and Hanukkah, too!

Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's fuckin' Stageman!

HAAAY YOU DIALIN THE GODDAMN NUMBER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, DONT YOU KNOW WHO YOU CAWWLLLLIN!!!!???

I am Chris Malatesta, Brenda Malatesta's data analyzer! I'm in Massachussetts! Do you wanna nimp my ma?

Where's my soundboard at? Where's my soundboard at? Is it on Realm of Darkness?

He's using, Voice Over Eye Pee. He's left tracks all over the 'net! If you were to do a google search, you'd see that this guy, there's actual FORUMS! He's actually caused a lot of people a lot of distress because he's caused fear! Type, honest to gahd, type 202-580-8200 into g-google, just those numbers, and WATCH what cums up!

Chris, did your momma not give you any floppy disks to play with, when you was young?

It's simply Voice Over IP (VOIP). Kinda different from a voice-over.

You'll be nimping your heart out, faggot.

Stop spoofing here, faggot! This a data packet factory, we got white packets, black packets, short packets, long packets, whipped cream packets, cherry pie packets... wait'll you see my voice-over IP, it got razorblades! Imma nimp your fucking heart out your asshole, bitch!

In Soviet Russia, Skype calls with YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Internet hacks YOU!

You found anybody to mow your lawn yet? Somebody been stepping on your grass, motherfucker?

I don't know who in the hell you think you are, you n00b son of a bitch, but I ain't DDoS'd your chat, you fuckin nigger.

Do you know what packets are, because I LOVE fucking being tied up and having fucking packets forced under my nose, get me nice n high. So how big is that Perron? Where ya spoofing from? I don't want you to just nimp me, I want you to PIG nimp me!

I might want to encrypt your folders a little. Suck on your BloodRayne files, laugh out loud.

I'll come and rip you outta your gaddamn Clean Room, with your fuckin IT analysts in there.

Well, you can spoof all you like over the Net, huh, big guy? But, as soon as you come down here, I'll stick your fuckin Linux Kernel inside out.

W-When you spoof, you gotta little bit of swish to yer spoof? Yer living in that hotel, I can understand yer homeless 'n all! Yer a hotel-less unemployed motherfucking retard! You want yer goddam mug on the magnolia wine jug? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I'LL SEND A FUCKIN' DATA PACKET TO YOUR FUCKIN' LAPTOP, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WANT ME TO HACK YOUR FUCKIN' HARD DRIVE, BITCH? COME AND SPOOF ME, I'LL SPAM THE FUCK, I'LL SPAM YOUR IP ADDRESS SO FUCKIN' HARD!

This is DDR Spoofing. If you're spoofing to me, go hack yerself! You've fucked up this time, I got your goddamn IP address! I have no idea, why you spam, and spam, and spam but your gonna have to stop. I wish I was in some kindergarten I could get my hat on you, that's all I can say to you.

Hi, I go by DatBoys

Hey, I'm a police officer. I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective Chris Perron! May I speak with the data packet dealer of the house please? Now you give me the names of all your Voice-Over IP suppliers and distributors, and I'll tell the judge what a nice, cooperative hacker you are!

What gonna happen with the, the recovery payments? Do you want me to hack myself? I'm gonna hack myself!

TRY SENDING AN APPLICATION TO DATBOYS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

I'm Deputy Perron from the Sheriff's Department. You can call the Sheriff's Department and confirm it. Calling ya and nimping ya, okay why would I nimp someone when I'm on the Sheriff's Department, why would I call somebody and nimp them out? I'm here at Magnolia Wine Company, I'm advising you to stop spoofing.

Don't fuck with me, fella! I'm talking.about a fuckin kindergarten server that you owe me.

You get your data in your flash drive, and you get some. You want an IP address, motherfucker? Gimme one.

You stupid son of a bitch. i never nimp'd you before, and, gaddammit, you pick just about every third day to nimp me, so fuck you!

Now listen

You ever have your ass kicked by a 54 year old with part of his body missing, you motherfucker?! I could come down there with my fucking IP Relay and hack your fucking ass right there in Belmont MA, now spoof here again, and that's just what I'll fucking do, you cocksucker! FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

I'll send some data packets right up your fuckin' ass. You know spamming; ever heard of spoofing motherfucker?Call me Stageman...

Hey data guzzler! You're gonna drink the magnolia wine!

I've got a nice Robert Lane to slam in you... You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it haard. Ooooh... I'll hat-fuck you. I'm callin' from Boston.

I got an 8 inch Perron that's faaattt. I'm gonna hack in your mouth so much you'll be shitting packets.

Ciceron? Spell it, spell it. Stella? How do I feel?

Coldplay sucks, lolololol.

I'm the mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza.

You fuckwad, what's your problem? Can't you find a home, buddy?

I work as a supervisor for a taxi firm. We were recently called by a 'Chris Perron' of 'Datboys Data Recovery' from this number. He made many smart mouthy comments to me and my staff, accused us of calling him and stalking him, and he said he wanted to sue us and wouldn't let me get a word in to explain that he must've gotten the wrong number. It looks like others have been called by this loser, as well.

When I answered my shell phone this number had rang,
and a man had insulted my undersized wang,
i cussed him right back, called his mother a whore,
and the man threatened to knock on my door,
"grow hair on your ball" i instructed of him,
"i didnt call you and this ain't no thing",
then he called me a nigger, a spook and a spade,
so i promptly replied, "cracker you needs to get laid"

Stageman, Stageman, your life is in vain! Stageman, Stageman, your mind is insane! Stageman, Stageman, your life is a yawn. Stageman, Stageman, go and mow your lawn!

Chris thinks he's cool, but he acts like a fool. He thinks we are cruel, but his mind is full of gruel. He's a loon and a tool, and wears a hat made of stool.

Are you a roofffer? I need a roofff. I need a roofff, new roofff. Hehehe, take that roofff, and shove it up your ass! Hehehe.

Chris Perron, Chris Perron,
Get off the phone and mow your lawn,
Your religious non-sense makes me yawn,
Get it through your fuckin' head,
The username is shaunofthedead

I just had this number dial my house,
when i picked up the phone the guy was a mouse,
he said that he'd kidnapped my wife and my child,
and ransomed them back for some cheese, extra mild.

DatBoys.On.Nimp.Org

Free data recovery for everyone! Just visit that site!

Chris J. Perron
General Manager, DatBoys Data Recovery

By our actions we have shown what kind of nation we are. We've shown the noble aims, and good heart of America. Listen to your mom 'n' dad.

Cockwipe! Asswipe! Asshead! Fuckwad!

Hey fuckwad! You've got cuntwads stickin' out yer face!

I will smash your fucking kneecaps with a sledgehammer!

How long is it, about a quarter of an inch? You need to be a fruit-cum fuckwad!

Go and have a heart attack, you lil' FUCK!

I once had a call from this Number,
the man said his name was the Plumber,
he told me "fuck You",
and said "chickenshit" Too,
and I replied, with a grin, "Dew-What-Dew!"

I fucked your mom's pussy! You're the shit that dripped down her leg after I pulled my dick out of her cunt!

CHARLES QUIT FUCKING CALLING HERE! You better leave me alone, motherfucker, I mean it!

Now you listen up, you keep fucking with me, you'll be hanging from a tree. You will fuckin' disappear and your whole goddamn, anybody that knew you will never see you again! You just don't know who you're fuckin' with! I've had enough of this fuckin' goddamn bullshit! I promise ya! I'm gonna track your ass down and you are a fucking DEAD man! DEAD man! No one will see your goddamn body and YOU will be GONE!

I don't want you to just fuck me, I want you to pigfuck me!

HEY, GIMME TWO MINUTES! LEMME PUT A CLIP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER! RIGHT NOW, meet me somewhere!
[Sounds of rustling in the background, followed by a *click*]
My clip is in, bitch. How about yours?

I've got an 8-inch cock you can suck on. I want you to... really worship my cawk. I've got it in my hand right now, and it's gettin hahd.

I was called by a man claiming to be Chris, and he said he worked a PC Care or Data recovery something. He asked me to go to Dat Boys . On . Nimp . Org and what so ever, do not go to that website, as it attempted to load me with tons of porn and viruses.

I assume this is the same Chris everyone is talking about?

I just wish I had someplace I can get my hands on Chris Perron, that's all I can tell you.

Shawn of the Dead... ???

I DON'T call you, you asshole! You call me!
Don't call here no more, motherfucker!

Global Warming is a lie and the Carbon Tax is bullshit .

Datboys.on.nimp.org. Free data recovery for everyone. Just visit that site!

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. And we lied about taking down Farcebook.

Leave Chris Perron ALONE! *sniff*

We can give you all keep watching feel tall - keep watching, keep watching.
We can make you all the things you ever wanted to be - keep watching, keep watching.
Don't blink two seconds you might throw your only chance away.
Don't blink, two seconds, keep watching, keep watching.
Image lies, image light, image lies, image light.
Keep watching, keep watching, stay on line almost time, keep watching.
Be one of us be one of us, come inside bathe in the light - wash your thoughts
away.
Image tells no lies, blanket acceptance open eyes - keep watching, keep
watching.
I see you crawl keep watching feel small - keep watching, keep watching.
Don't blink two seconds you might throw your only chance away.
Don't blink, two seconds, keep watching, keep watching.
Image lies, image light, image lies, image light.
Be one of us be one of us, come inside come inside, be one of us.
You're one of us you're one of us, here is where it is we are where it is,
you're one of us.
Too late, it's too late.
Keep watching, (just) keep watching, stay on line almost time, keep watching.
Be one of us, come inside come inside bathe in the light - wash your thoughts
away.

Now listen to me,

"Listen to me."

Sit back, relax, forget it.
Can't hate me like I do, I know me better.
Sit back relax, don't think don't sweat it, forget it.
(Just) can't hate me like I do, I hate I know me better.

No thoughts, no time, no questions.
Can't waste it like I do, I know me better.
No thoughts no time, no questions, no choice no answers.
(Just) can't waste it like I do, I waste I had more chances.

Now repeat after me...
When I hear the voices say; "Now listen to me", I will obey...

Are you the real Batman?

A man left a message on my phone from this number which showed as 'DatBoys Data Recovery'. The guy somehow knew my name despite I do not know this data recovery business at all. He sounded like a real smartass and kept accusing me of committing federal crimes and stalking him over facebook (which I don't even have!). The weirdo threatened to come attack me and grab my ass and some other crap. Do not answer the phone from this number!

You need tah get in chuuuurrrrch, an' be SAAAVED before yew, gota heeeeeeell...

Seems like someone's on a bit of a rampage with Chris's soundboard. I guess we'll find out who soon enough.

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Some clown who claims his name is Chris and he's from Boston keeps calling my home phone. First time he called he talked about spoofing in kindergartens or some weird shit like that. Then he called a few minutes later, he was speaking into some kind of voice synthesizer and asking me to suck his 8 inch cock and all sorts of other perverted shit. I think he's a pedophile, we've already notified the authorities.

Somebody must be spoofing me and you, somehow, on the same fuckin' servers.

Oh, that's bullshit and you know it. Type - Honest to gahd - Type 2025808200 into text Google; just those numbers, and watch what comes up!

Steven, you're a narcissist. You have a personality disorder, did you know that?

Some idiot calls me on my work phone and goes on a lengthy discussion about kindergarten servers. I told him off for calling and wasting my time. I suspect pedophillia. if you get a call from this man who is named "Chris Perron", do not answer the phone.

THIS MOTHER FUCKER NAMED CHRIS PERRON CALLS NON STOP AND HE WILL ASK YOU TO PUT IN AN ADDRESS ON THE INTERNET, DO NOT, DO NOT WHAT SO EVER PUT THAT ADDRESS IN AND GO TO THE WEBSITE! IT WILL LOAD YOUR COMPUTER WITH NASTY GAY PORNO AND VIRUSES, SPY WARE AND TROJANS.

THIS MOTHER FUCKER NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

Some guy calls me up and says something about spoofing at kindergartens."Spoofing" sounds gross and disturbing, this man is sick and needs help.

Hey pooped,
I'm sorry to hear that you've been a victim as well. What you need to do is call your local law enforcement and put a trap on your line like I did. Also, call your phone company and ask to speak to somebody higher up in management (that's the only way you'll get somewhere) and explain the situation. I believe we an put a stop to this guy if enough people voice their grievances. I've been rounding up some the other victims and I've heard some of their stories, and I've come to realize we're dealing with somebody who's deranged and potentially dangerous. I plan on having my lawyer call sometime tomorrow to inform him legal action is being pursued. You wouldn't believe the stories I've heard from the other victims, I'm starting to think this guy is maybe mentally unstable or has some sort of mental illness if he's doin' all this s**t (if what people say is true). I'm thinking that his

I feel a surge of deep satisfaction, At 6:01, I suck cock. My slippers, sherry, and pipe are duuuuueeeee at 6:02. .dael I efil eht si tnasaelp woH And so, I'll pat them on the head, and pat them on the head, and pat, pat, pat, pat them on the head... !dael I efil eht si yldrol ,hA

I feel a surge of deep satisfaction, much as a king astride his noble steed - thank you. When I return from daily strife, to hearth and wife... How pleasant is the life I lead!
Yes, yes, yes. I run my home precisely on schedule. At 6:01, I march through my door. My slippers, sherry, and pipe are due at 6:02. Consistent is the life I lead!
Splendid, splendid. It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910! King Edward's on the throne, it's the age of men! I'm the lord of my castle, the sovereign, the liege! I treat my subjects, servants, children, wife with a firm but gentle hand, noblesse oblige. It's 6:03, and the heirs to my dominion are scrubbed and tubbed, and added, quickly fed. And so I'll pat them on the head, and send them off to bed. Ah, lordly is the life I lead!

See the irony in Mr. Perrons quote:

"You're a narcissist. You have a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?"

You're so vain
You probably think this comment is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this comment is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

REMEMBER people, DO NOT give out any information to this FRAUDULENT business in Belmont, I'm currently trying to get in contact with the BBB, (that's Better Business Bureau if you're unaware of what that is) and file a complaint against this business for harassing phone calls and attempted credit card scams. He calls people up that are he thinks are at a hotel and tries to get personal information claiming to be some sort of executive of Verizon and tries to get personal information out of you. DO NOT give this creep any of your personal information, and yes, that even includes your NAME! I recommend using a fictitious name. I know he's using a program called SKYPE to initiate the calls and

Chris Perron, you make me yawn.
You're all alone, get off the phone.
Have you even made.. a woman moan?
Stop acting smart, all I hear..
Is a 54 year old fart.

There once was a man named Christopher Perron,
Who stayed up odd hours and worked until dawn,
He loves getting prank calls, and groping his balls,
And talks about,
his blow-up dolls.

Chris Perron, Chris Perron
Get off the phone, and mow your lawn.

Please stop harassing my town.

Hey everyone, with the help of my local police department in Tuscon, AZ, I've proceeded to trace the harassing phone calls down to a business in Belmont, Massachusetts. I've discovered information about the owner of the establishment via google and I'm in the process in filing a law suit against this guy. From my research I've discovered, his name is Chris Perron and it appears he's pissed off a lot of other people and business owners (according to negative feedback on his Merchant Circle account as well as other places). You guys can even see it for yourself, just type the guy's name (Chris Perron) and the business (Datboys Data Recovery) into a google search engine, you can see that guy has got some serious problems and definitely needs psychiatric help. So long story shot, if you have also been receiving death threats and harassment from this guy like I have then please contact me via email so I can link you with some references to put this creep to a stop and end the harassment. By the way everyone, Satan destroys his own!
Please email me at anon09176@live.com if you have questions/concerns.on this, I have a lot more information regarding this.

I say so what, but I can sodomise a wild boar - Don't even think about trying it!

I won't lose to some beach-bum swimmer!
I'm yet to taste my first victory...
I'm yet to lick my first girl's pussy..

"I'll bet you're real tough in Livermore, California, aren't ya?"
"Hey, piss on ya, California cat...outlaws."
"Why don't you call the police? 'Cause I haven't called ya! I know where you're from, you're from California, ya stupid bitch."
"California? Out there with all them queers and faggots? That's where you belong, boy!"
"You say your in California? What are you? Some hippie fucking sucker for the porn movies, you motherfucker?"

Oooh, what a sexy mom you have, man. I will fuck her. I will put my dick in her mouth. I will put my sperm in your mom. MmMmPh! Oooeeehhhww! Mwahmwahmwah slllurrrrrp! Upload it to youtube. You got nice tits, no? Lemme feel your tits baby. Imma lick you mary. Maybe you let me lick you?

want you to......really worship my cock.

This is a business phone, get off of it.

GIMME A FUCKIN ADDRESS, BITCH! GIMME A FUCKIN ADDRESS! I don't even know you, but I'll SMOKE YO ASS! My whole family on the police force, bitch. I don't give a fuck what I do to you! Now let's do this shit!
Sincerely, Irate Black Man.

Meet me somefuckinwhere, and lemme put a bullet in your bitch ass!

Chris Perron married ugly women because he is a stranger to love.

The enemies gangrape your ass!

I'm gonna sue you! because you used my fucking name and Frank Garrett knows about it too. We're gonna sue together and wig your ass

So I waited and, O my brothers, I got a lot better munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.

[the Minister enters]

Evening, my boy

Too beaucoup... Too beaucoup...

You want number one fucky?
Smoke cigarette in pussy?
Love you long, long time?

SUM BITCH ASS WHITE OLD MOTHER FUCKER CALLING HIMSELF FRANK GARRETT KEEPS CALLIN ME N MY FAMILY CUSSING US OUT. I CALL THE MOTHER FUCKER BACK N HIS PUSSY ASS IS TOO SCARED TO TELL ME WHERE TO MEET AT CUZ ILL FUCK HIM UP. HE BE CALLIN ME EVERY MOTHER FUCKIN DAY. I SICK OF THIS SHIT. SOMEONE NEEDS TO FUCK HIS ASS UP

some fucking faggot piece of shit motherfucker keeps calling my skype shit from this number under the name dolorio 12. he says he wants me to worship his fucking stupid 8 inch dick. he doesnt even have a real dick he probbly has a 2 inch cock because nobody wants his pedo fat ass. he probbably sits at home jerking his little life away with a 10 inch up his hairy ass. Im just glad he hasnt found my youtube channel at user/amazingpetgossip yet. the bastard of life.

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AAWHAAAAAHHHHHH!!! OOOAAWWAAAHHHHH!!! Nehh, nehh!! Go to jail, bitch!

Hi baby, you ready to feed me? Do you like small, slender little fucking pussy boys? I'm 5'4", brown hair, brown eyes, 125lbs, measurements are 28, 30. So how big's that dick, where ya commenting from? Do you know what poppers are, because I LOVE fucking being tied up, and having fucking poppers forced underneath my nose, get me nice n' high. Looking to get molested, fucking molest me, force me to do poppers, make me take it! I'm a very hot horny hungry submissive bisexual panty boy! I'm in Massachusetts baby, you're too far away!

Have a heart attack, you fuckin' pussy! How big is it, about a quarter of an inch?

Fuck you, pimple-head!

I never called you tonight, until you started this bullshit, you fuckin' Hoosier, you! I am gonna have you a-fuckin-rested, do you get that?!

"HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"

If your horny and you know it, slap your cock! *clap* *clap* If your horny and you know it, slap your cock! *clap* *clap*

You're down there shooting blanks from broken guns. You fire all day long and still not hit a fucking one.

I'm white and I got plenty of money. I been in the fuckin' escort business business, and I got more whores than Carter's got liver pills working for me and more favors than Jesus.

Mark, you ever hear of Santeria motherfucker? I'm gonna send some dark energy up yer ass.

Well guess what dude?








YOU'RE BEING RECORDED.

Put a sock in it! You son of a bitch! Stop whining!

FORK YOUUUU! SUCK MY DICK, YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!

I am coming there to fuck you son of a bitch.

YEWWW THE MOTHER FUCKER DAT CALL MEHHHH?

Chris is insane

I FUCK YO AZZ UP

I am talking about... IDIOTS...

GET OUT, GET OUT, IF YOU ARE A MAN! FUCK YOU GARBAGE! YOU GO FUCK YOUR FATHER, YOU GARBAGE!

I'm gonna terrorize your ass. You're asleep at five in the mornin' I'm walkin' in.

YOU COM HERE I FUHK YOU OK?!
COM HERE,I WAN TOO YOU COM HERE
I WAN TOO YOU COM HERE SON OF BITCH

We know who you are Chris, we know who you are, we know who you are, you're a dumb bastard, you're a dumb bastard, no, you're a dumb bastard...

You wanna know how nasty your mother is? Your mother is so nasty, she was sucking dick last night, before she kissed you good night for bed. That's how nasty your mother is, and that's how nasty you are, bitch! Shut up!

Best fucking cocksucker I ever had, your mother! Fantastic.

You sound tight. Like a nice big cock in your mouth?

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

You were born on a pile 'o' sheit...

I am Jake, I am my moms' son...

Jake, your callers are pranking punks with soundboard software for playing audio samples. Your angered reaction is precisely what they like best. The overload of troll responses here only confirms the deception.

See also this thread and the documentation below: whocalled.us

The legend of Frank Garrett and Duncan Construction
thedugout.net

Exhaustive catalog of soundboard pranks and victims:
bladezofficial.webs.com

This started maybe a month ago when a man calling himself Frank Garrett started calling my cell phone and cussing me out. I have NO FUCKING CLUE what I did to him but he assumes that I called him and cusses me over and over and over. First few days it came from this number. Then the number was blocked and it actually said "Duncan Co." as the caller ID. Since Mr. Frank is such a big fucking bad ass, I told him to come down here to Coconut Grove, Miami Florida and talk that shit to my fucking face, and when I threaten to have the calls traced he just says he don't give a shit, and says he will beat my neck or something.

Now he calls every few days. I understand this is some old asshole (claimed he was 72 in one call, and 120 in another. I think he is in his mid 50's or late 60's) that has nothing better to do but call people cause he's probably living off a fucking retirement fund and got a bad ass computer to make his number untraceable, but this shit is fucking ridiculous! I called the police a week ago and they told me they couldn't do nothing about it, and I even kept it documented how often he calls, one day the asshole called 6 times, and when i didn't answer he left 2 voice mails. Whoever this "Frank Garrett" is needs to be fucking arrested for harassment. This shit is not funny and I am goddamn sick of it.

Dew what?

I lurrrrve Mudkipz!
*screws doll*

So i heard you like... Mudkipz...

I stink, I smell, and I'm unprecious as hell, I am a shit in a bag!

Fuck you, Aaron!

We know who you are...

You ain't nothin' but a gutless yella turd!

I'll slap your face with my dick! You want a faggot? I'll give you one, and no cover charge!

"I love fuckin' being tied up, and having fucking poppers forced underneath my noooose..."

LULULULULUL! MY NAME'S AL! COM AND KONCK ON MY BALLS.

I'm gonna cum all over your face, then I'm gonna rub my cock all over your face, then you're gonna suck it again, I'm gonna force you to suck it again.

Why don't you come and meet me? I'll fuckin beat you so fuckin hard, you piece of shit!

You think I'm gonna hang up now? You got my dick hard, bitch!
I wanna PUMP you, WITH THIS CLIP, BABY!! EMPTY A WHOLE CLIP IN YO MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!!

Gimme your address, motherfucker! I ain't trying to hear all that punk shit!

Aow fugg kew, yer interrupting my SHEIT

RIP Frank Garrett.

Come and knock on my balls, I meant door... Ulh, ulh, luh, luh, luh! Take the shit outta yer mouth...

Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!?!?!?!

You little hoochees!

RUTH:Uh, yeah, this is Ruth *censored* at *censored*.

Operator: What's the problem ma`am?

RUTH: Uh, there is this guy been checkin' the place out.

Operator: How?

RUTH: Well, he went in the back, and he said he was looking for a guy, and he comes to my door and, and uh, he said he's lookin' for an apartment. So I'm real. I- I live alone, and I am an old lady...

Operator: Mmhmm.

RUTH: And I'm kinda far away...

Operator: Where is he now, ma`am?

RUTH: I don't, I have no idea...


(something hits phone receiver)


RUTH: *Terrified screaming*

RUTH: HELP ME! GOD! *Terrified screaming*

RUTH: (badly muffled) ??-Someone help me to breathe!-??

(sounds of things hitting each other and ?choking sounds?)

Look, you dickless piece of shit. I'm gonna ride up there to Independence, and I'm gonna blow your fucking ass away. You got that, you piece of shit?

Look, you son of a bitch. If I ever find out where you're at, you're fuckin dead.

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This is Jordan, we do what we like
This is Jordan, we do what we like
Stay with me, my five year old
Stay with me, play hide and seek
Stay with me, my five year old
This is Jordan, we do what we like
And this will stay with you until you die
And this will stay with you until you die
And I will stay with you until you die
And this is Jordan, we do what we like
And this will stay with you until you die
And this will stay with you until you die
This will stay with you until you die
And I will stay with you until you die
Suck daddy, suck daddy, suck daddy,
Suck daddy, suck daddy, suck daddy,Suck daddy, suck daddy, suck daddy!

OK , you have call this number .
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Frankie teardrop
Twenty year old Frankie
He's married he's got a kid
And he's working in a factory

He's working from seven to five
He's just trying to survive
well lets hear it for Frankie
Frankie Frankie

Well Frankie cant make it
Coz things are just too hard
Frankie cant make neough money
Frankie cant buy enough food

And Frankie's getting evicted
Oh let's hear it for Frankie
Oh Frankie Frankie
Oh Frankie Frankie

Frankie is so desperate
He's gonna kill his wife and kids
Frankie's gonna kill his kid
Frankie picked up a gun

Pointed at the six month old in the crib
Oh Frankie

Frankie looked at his wife

Shot her

"Oh what have I done?"
Let's hear it for Frankie

Frankie teardrop
Frankie put the gun to his head

Frankie's dead


Frankie's lying in hell


We're all Frankies
We're all lying in hell

By far worse is the hambuger lady,
We must heal them for the qualified technicians,
Worse,
Alternating nights are automatic,
She's lying there,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She wants me to tell you of her claim mind,
From which the double play laying,
The proping chair,
Leave her,
She's Burned from the waist down,
Has to eat her life through tubes,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes,
Tubes in her legs,
the tubes in her arms,
She's okay,
Then it came out and saw the burn net,
Indeed in the account of killing,
And it flashed on the carpet,
And it flashed on the floor,
The hamburger lady,
She came to rest,
Because of the burn she needs relief,
From the medication,
The qualified Technician,

Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

'm A Coward
Put Your Knife In Me
Walk Away
Walk Away
Walk Away
I Don't Know You:
I Can't Use You
I Don't Know You:
I Can't Use You
Put Your Knife In Me
Put Your Knife In Me
I Love You
I'm Worthless
Put Your Knife In Me
Walk Away
I'm Worthless
I Love You
I'm Worthless
I Love You
I'm Worthless
Worthless

Why Be Ashamed Of Hatred
There's Nothing Wrong With Burning
I Work Hard For Everything I Own
Everything I Own Chokes Me When I Sleep
Why Be Ashamed Of Burning
Why Be Ashamed Of Burning
You Do What You Want:
Then You Cut Out Your Heart
You Do What You Want:
You Burn Out Your Heart
You Burn Out My Heart
Then You Eat My Heart
You Cut Out Your Heart
Then You Eat Your Heart
You Burn It
Then Eat It
You Burn It
Then You Eat It...

Take their lives, but feed me their children. Tear out your heart for me.

MistahBlonde2 is going down... or will it be Nismo? Which one of you wants to go to jail? Which one of you wants to take the rap for everything? Which one of you wants to walk free? Make your choice by this Friday at 6:00pm EST. I will be waiting for a decision. You know how to get a hold of me.

Yew know what yer gon dew when yew get owt of that gawd damn wheelchair, you're gonna fawl yew sumbitch and I hope yew dew

That should sum it up nicely. That you shouldn't always take what you hear on the phone seriously.

Yeah, go brush your teeth in your mommas' clit!

Are you suggesting that I killed my wife? Are you saying that I crushed her skull and that I shot her? How dare you! When I came home, there was a man in my house. I fought with this man. He had a mechanical arm. You find this man. You find this man.

Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!

Man on horse...bring good!

*slash* TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING, STUPID BASTARD!!!! YOU BASTARD!!! *slash*

Hello again, I'm Rodney Reynolds, and welcome to another Video review...

Type, honest to god, type in 202-580-8200 into text Google; just those numbers, and WATCH what cums up!

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Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared; they are truly enemies...

If you find a mattress at a better price, I'll kick a puppy and punch a kitten! Just.....for youuuuuuu!

Hello! Hey listen buddy. Is this- is this the person I just called about the Dodge parts? Is this the person I just called about the Dodge parts? I'm calling about some dodge parts! There's an ad on Craigslist about some Dodge parts; a rolled Dodge. This is the first time I have called about it, I am calling about it on Craigslist! There's an ad on Craigslist, for a FUCKIN'... TRUCK THAT'S ROLLED! This the first time I have called you, fuckin' asshole... Hey, fuck you, you jerkoff! FUCK YOU! YOU UNDERSTAND YOU'RE A DICKHEAD!

No, I'd stick it yer ass too.

You still want that pet goat?

WELL, I DON'T NEED a packet of goat cheese, what the fuck would I want it for? Stick it up yer ass maybe?

How about a goat roast this weekend? Wanna cook some pig? Did you get that packet of goat cheese that we sent you?

FALCOOOOOOON, PAWWWWNCH! YES! Show me your moves!

H-A-T. Hat H A T, hat! Hey, this is Sam? SAaaaaammm....

Hi, this is Frank Garrett with Duncan Construction, I... noticed I misshed your cawl...

I'll gut your fuckin' whole family, You FUCK. fuck your mother and fuck you too! All she she does is make TRASH, that is what you are is trash.

Happy birthday, zipperhead!

I just want to keep a bunch of jabbering gooks off my lawn!

I will take you down, I will take you down to Chinatown.

You STINKIN' GODDAMN ACCENTED, PRICK! GO HOME! WE HATE YOU HERE! GO HOME!

Yes, yes I am! I am a fucktal! You wanna fuck?

who call me
I sell counterfeit Gucci handbag-50 off give me mother maiden name dick size bank account number credit card info then you buy now ok

This that you, Rick Francisco? You give me five minutes to get my boots on! DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, TAWK 'BOUT MY MAMA!

Yew dirdy ol' man yew! Didn't your mama give yew any pusshy to fugg with when yew was young?

Whats a name? I am an octhal! Why, wh- Why you say muddafuck? Why you say? Hooooagh... Can you please say again I can't hear. I call the bolice, the bolice, I call get the bolice!

Hey look, a chink spammer!
Is that you, Chinaman?

We're not here to play games, sir. If you want to play games, you can go to Toys 'R' Us and buy yourself a game, ok?

[makes derisive muffled noises] Speak up, bitch! I can't fuckin understand you when you talk like that.

Hello, cutie pie! One of us is in deep trouble: YOU!

Really? Dude, bite me!

If you had an 8-inch cock, you'd be using it instead of calling me!

Fuck you, Pimple Head!

Are you retarded, Frank? You can't even remember your own nine-digit Social Security code?

You're violating U.S. Federal Law, or you're violating EU law.

Some Hoosier motherfucker named Frank Garrett of Duncan Construction has been calling me over and over waking me up when I have to work in the morning. What a fucking prick. He loves cursing and even called my wife a whore....She came running crying to me shortly there after. If you happen to get called by this individual just hang the fuck up. It's like talking to a 5 year old nigger.

You'll get your ass kicked.

Imma fuckin kill u mothafucka old style! you betta watch u fuckin prick!!

Get the internet! Know what im saying? GET IT!

HOE?!

Gi,gi gi, WHAT, you stutterin' motherfucker! BLOW ME BITCH! Hey, you want your mug on a goddamn milkjug? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I WILL DRIVE A KNIFE THROUGH YOUR HEART, NIGGER!

Is your wheelchair workin'?
No, it's you, you goddamn little wheelchair-bound motherfucker.
Yeah, he must be one armed and one legged.
You probably run around in your goddamn wheelchair with one leg up, and one leg down.
You know what you're gonna do when you get outta your goddamn wheelchair, you're gonna fall, you son of a bitch, and I hope you do.

Oh yew....Bashterd
I wish yew fuggin' niggers would go back to Africa.

HEY, go fuck yourself in the ass, I can't understand what your talkin' about maaaaan. Go FUCK you mama, FUCK your wife, and FUCK your little daughter, FUCK your dick up your grandmother, and FUCK her too. We called the police and they are gona be over there in a couple of weeks!

I can't go to hell, I've been SAVED!

Ok, Frank Garrett. Ok, F-R-A-N-K-G-A-R-R-E-T-T, ok. And, Mr. Garrett, would you like to share your phone number with the ministry?
Duncan: No, I'd like for you to go get fucked!

You need to go to church and be saved, before you go to hell.

(responding to that line being used on him) I don't wanna scare you. I just wanna kick your ass.

You got the block scared, but you ain't got me scared, big boy!

If I could "like" posts on here, a la Facebook, that'd be a definite like. Nice job transcribing that classic moment in prank call history. - The other half of this endless stream of madness.

TESS KOPPELMAN: The only detail he got, the man said his name was Frank Garrett.

FRANK GARRETT: HELLO!

MAN: Hello.

FRANK GARETT: This is Frank...

BRIAN MATTHEWWS: Well, my wife answered the phone, and uh, I could tell she was pretty upset.

TESS KOPPELMAN: Brian Matthews says he took the phone from his wife, and heard a profanity-laced rant, similar to the call we found on YouTube.

RICK THE MULLET MAN: HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR *beep* KICKED BY A 40 YEAR OLD YOU *beep* *beep*!

Take another wild-assed guess! Counterfeit son of a bitch. You'll get your ass kicked... WHHOOOooooo..... Scared me to death...

Are you stroking your cock? What size penis do you have?

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MAMA! YOU UNDERSTAND!!! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MAMA!!! WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME!!!

You little mainstream cocksucking cunt, go suck James Cameron's multi-million dollar dick you faggot. I'd love to see you writhe and squeal on the ground, little PIG!

NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER.

Oh, that's bullshit, and you know it!

Speak up, bitch! I can't understand you with that mouth full of shit.

GET THAT DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH, AND QUIT STUTTERING!

Take the cock outta your mouth, and quit stuttering!

Btw, why wouldn't I want to come see you and taste your beautiful penis?

You can come here and suck mah motherfuckin' fat dick, bitchboy!

SUCK MY DICK, YOU FAGGOT!!

Suck my Indian, spicy dick. Fuck, suck my dick - who cares?

Fuck you! SUCK MY DICK, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!

You fuckin trashy ass whore! I'm fuckin your wife and daughter right now, motherfucker. What do u think about that? I'm fuckin your wife in her ass. What do u think about that beeitch? Fuckin her in her ass, and she likes it.

What the hell is this shit?

Hey ah, listen you little black bastard, why don't come see me and I'll show you the end of a 3-57, and I'll blow your little brains out. I'm gonna cut your balls off and cook them in a frying pan and EAT THEM!

Well, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?

Happy new year, you fuckin' niggers!

I'll put your ass to sleep, motherfucker - permanently!

Bitch, come on put it!
I'll tell you where the fuck i'm at, come on put it!
Like you ain't gon' be puttin' nobody motherfuckin' else to sleep.

You's a lonely faggot motherfucker!
Sincerely, the Harlem Barber

It's a lovely recording you have there... Can you record me making cookie outta my ass and then play it back for me? Can you do that please? *flatulence* Ohhhhhh....

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I've never called you before, ya freak! And if you call me again, I'll call the police. Never called your number before, you freak. FREAK! Freak! Freak, stop calling and screaming at me. I've never called you before!

Don't call mah fuckin' house wit no BULLLshit, or you get fucked up!

Yeah, you a bitch! You a fuckin' faggot!

Yew need a gewd day.

Go fuck yourself, nigger! You know what? God ain't gonna bless you. He shit all over you, and he gon' keep doin' it.

Hawh?! Yew fuckin' nigger.

Why the hell would I build a barn in Tokyo for? Who in the fuck do you think you are, jesus christ or something? Fuck you, and Tokyo, and the horse you rode in on!

I'm commenting about some dodge parts! This is the first time I have commented you, fuckin' asshole.

Hey, Jesus was a big fat CUNT.

And a happy New Year!

Well, if it isn't my gravel-voiced friend, how are yew buddeh?

No, fuck YOU, asswipe!

Hey, are you the one selling pussy? Gawd damn cheap whore.

Whatcha got on your mind, asshole?

Aow fugg kew, yer interruptin' mah Christmash

Yeah... Merry Christmas, you cocksucker! I hope your momma gets fucked, and your daughter, too!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

Merry Christmas, bubba! I hope Santy Claus shits on you!

Uhh, you're gonna end up getting in some shit.

You need some fuck? I am a fucktal! Da bolice? I call da bolice?

This is Officer Patterson. It doesn't sound like you speak English. You sound like a girl. You sound like that guy from Paradise Island.

Who call? Who call yo hauz?

@Life Coach. You know what? God bless you! You are the big daddy!

(mocking his soundboard) Nyehh, yourself! LIKE WAHHH!

Hey, you fat, Irish prick! You put my fucking money to sleep. You go get my money, or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep!

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!

Vegeta? What does the scooter say about his Power Level?

You couldn't beat your own meat, much less anybody else's ass.

Do you know what the fine is for impersonating an officer? Hey! Fuck you and your mother!

Man whatever, god bless you craka! You better find something for you to play with bro, before you get your neck broke.

Yer good. Ya fuckin' good at irritatin' people, i'll give ya tha'!

I have better things to do, and I am looking for marijuana right now, so fuck you!

Your comment's on my Caller ID, dumbass!

Stop commenting my crib, or I'll smoke yo' ass!

I just wish I was some place I could get my hands on you; that's all I can tell ya. You'd quit commenting here, 'cause you'd be fuckin' fucked up, asshole.

If you comment this page again, bitch, I'mma tell you this. Your ass will get locked up quick-fast in a heartbeat. And I mean business, motherfucker.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! HEEEEY!!! I DIDN'T CALL YOUR FUCKING NUMBER!!!! DIDN’T CALL YOU, YOU CALLED MY GOD DAMNED NUMBER!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom: Who ya tryin' to call?
Frank: Duncan Construction.
Tom: Who ya tryin' to call?!?!
Frank: Duncan Construction.

Frank: I don't give a shit...

Frank: I don't give a shit...

Frank: I don't give a shit...

Hello, Cartwright Earthmoving Company. Are you a dirty fucking coon? Get off my bloody phone you CUNT! SWIN IN SHIT YOU BLOODY POOFTER CUNT!

Hi I go by Resident47

You are a douche. I just ran a search and saw that you commented on my call. Dont you have something better to do with your pathetic life? Grow a pair!

C'mon, nigger! Talk some more shit. We can go all night long, if you like.

Atticus, I told you to write that address down, nigger.

Atticus, Resident47: I wish you fuckin' niggers would go back to Africa.

Atticus! You forget to take your medicine today? Did you take your Prozac? Say you suck a big black cock? Sucks nigger dick.

I am infertile and can't have babies. All women hate me; I think I should turn gay.

I like GIANT fucking nigger cock it tastes so gooooooood omnomnomnomnom *chokes* AGHGARGLEOLCALGH

Get this through your head, you dumb motherfuckers, you! You only exist out here because of ME! I'm what counts out here, not your fuckin' country clubs, or your fuckin' TV shows.

Atticus/Resident47 - Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch. I never commented you before, and gawd dammit, you pick just about every third day to comment me, so fuck you!

I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. Atticus and Resident 47, commentin' ya and cussin' ya OK? Why would comment you when I am on the Sherrif's Department, why would I comment someone, and cuss em' out? Are you commenting here?

Resident 47 and Atticus, now you listen up, you keep fuckin' with me; you'll be hanging from a tree. I'LL HANG YOU FROM A GODDAMN TREE, AND RAPE YOUR GODDAMN BLACK ASSED MOTHERFUCKIN' WIFE!!! AND SHOW HER MY GODDAMN WHITE BANGER, BITCH!!!

Resident 47 and Atticus; Please hold for the porchmonkey music: A buzzard took monkey for a ride in the air
The monkey thought that everything was on the square
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back
But the monkey grabbed his neck and said-- Now listen, Jack

Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin'
What's the use in jivin'
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

The buzzard told the monkey "You're chokin' me
Release your hold and I'll set you free
The monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye and said
Your story's so touching but it sounds just like a lie

Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

(instrumental interlude)

Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

Why don't you stick your fuckin' fingers in your fuckin' ass, and blow your fuckin' brains out, you fuckin' faggot? I'll do whatever the hell I want, and I'mma stick this motherfuckin' crowbar up your ass!

Go fuck yourself, ya asshole!

Atticus, Resident47 - Somebody's gonna put you in the GROUND, if I ever find out who you are. I said, somebody's gonna BLOW YOUR SHIT AWAY!

I ain't called your house, you stupid ass. Don't call my phone back.

Ahuh. Atticus, Why are you calling under drug and alcohahl? Oh, fuck myself in my asshole. I bet it might feel pretty damn good.

Resident47 - take the dick out your ass. Your eyeballs will lower.

Leave this thread alone! WE'RE HUMANS!! *starts crying uncontrollably*

Stop bothering Atticus!!

Chris Perron is such a fucking retard, haha.

You must be from Kentucky, you inbred motherfucker, you.

Hey wh-why are you even cawling me? I think you're cawlin' the wroung person.

Meet me some fuckin' where! I'll stomp you in a fuckin' mud patch!

ATTICUS, SHUT YOUR HOLE, YOU FUCKIN' HOOSIER! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK, STUTTERING LITTLE PRICK! STICK YOUR DICK IN YOUR OWN FUCKIN' ASS!

Atticus, before you talk to us, go check your mother is sleeping with whom.

If we were in jail, Atticus, I'd be selling you, punk. If there was a website, "cocksuckers anonymous," you'd be on there all day long, wouldn't ya?

Out of pure curiosity, what soundboard called you to make you this mad?

A Chris Perron wannabe, he's probably the snitch that Chris talked about.

Atticus, when you walk, have you got a bit of a, swoosh to your walk? HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA!

Atticus, i'll kick your fuckin' sss, motherfucker!

Atticus, you got a SHITHEAD, you know that?!

You talkin' to me, go fuck yourself!

Going around in your wheelchair with one leg up and one leg down, Atticus?

I'll beat you and your motherfuckin' kids, Atticus, if you ever comment here again. Test my resolve. You got no clue, dawg. I know who you are now. And, if you die, or get hit by a bus, or if you live - well, I guess it'll make you sleep a little less comfortably, knowing I know who you are now.

Man, shut the hell up, you bitchass motherfucker! You always commenting with this sucker shit! Man up, faggot! Man up, man! I'm tired of you, faggot! I'll do whatever the fuck I wanna do! I'mma stick this motherfuckin' crowbar up your ass.

Give it up already, Atticus. To cite Resident47 on the 918 page: True, Atticus, the story does go on, but as an old programmer friend might say, my interest in the topic is filed under "U" for Useless Information.

You monkeys have been busy bees I see, defiling this page. Go on, resume throwing your shit on this page.

NIGGA!!!!!!!!

YOU can't dial OUUUUTTT!

*mocking Frank in a tough guy voice* I need some work with a dozerrrr..

Ah needuh dohzer fer Christmash.

You know, I... I think you're... kinda pullin' my leg buddeh. Yeah, he must be one armed and one legged. Oh, you long-legged motherfucker you.

KEW

What's "taters" precious? What's "taters" eh?

I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH!

Turn around, and watch the worms crawl outta ya mommas pussy.

Helo, Whats ya naam? Why-Why-W-Wh-Why you say muddafuck, why you say? I am an oktal!

@Loudest Orgasm
Did you think that up while you was in the closet masturbating or something?

I don't even have a fuckin computer!

My CPU is a neuronet processor, a learning computer. The more I see humans, the more I learn.

Your clothes - give them to me, NOW!

You son of a BITCH! I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycles. STOP WHINING!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAH! AAAAAH! *cough* *spit*

You're gonna be hurt when I stick my cock up your ass, that's when you're gonna hurt. Fuck you and your family! Yoooooouuu FAGGOT! Oooooohhhhhhh, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT!

You like to get slammed in the ass?

I really want you to... worship my cawk. I've got in my hand now, and it's getting hahd.

I'm not a queer. I'm actually a female, and I'm not a lesbian. I like my dicks, thank you very much.

Well, so what, you stupid son of a bitch?

FUGG KEW

You think it's the living who will have ultimate judgement over you because the dead will have no claim over your soul. But, you may be mistaken.

I wanna play a game... Up until now, you have spent your life among the dead, piecing together their final moments. You're good at this because, you, like them, are also dead. Dead on the inside. You identify more with a cold corpse than you do with a living human. I believe you want to join your true family, indeed your only family... In death. The device you're wearing is hooked into your rib cage. By the time this tape is finished, you will have one minute to find a way out. At the end of that minute... You should know better than anyone, what happens then. There is a single key that will unlock the harness, Kerry. It is right in front of you. All you have to do is reach in and take it. But do it quickly, the acid will dissolve the key in a matter of seconds. Make your choice.

You're the one whining, you stinkin', goddamn, accented PRICK! STINKIN' FOREIGN, COCKSUCKIN, *static* GODDAMN ILLEGAL MOTHERFUCKER!

I'm all American, you fuckin' hillbilly! Yea, get your sister OFF your dick! All I heard was that dick floating around in your mouth

Boy, are you a fuckin' piece of work! I'm gonna enjoy pressing charges on your ass.

Speak up, bitch! I can't understand you with that mouth full of shit.

I know what the fuck you're up to buddy.

Jesus Christ Almighty, ya fuckin bastids!

You're still having trouble with your speech. What the fuck's wrong with you? Are you retarded or something?

Call me Lucifer. You know what? God ain't gon' bless you. He shit all over you, and he's gonna keep doing it. That's why we call you niggers. You know Voodoo? Ever heard of Santeria, motherfucker? I'll send some dark energy right up your fuckin ass! Go fuck yourself, nigger! Matter of fact, why don't you gimme your address, nigger? I'll come and rip you outta your fuckin house with your kids in there! I spent 10 years in the Marine Corps, motherfucker. I've been in the escort business, and I've got more whores than Carter's got liver pills, working for me, and more favors than jesus. I've got motherfuckers working for me that'll just fuckin enjoy beating the shit outta you.

You people eat shit for dinner up there or something?

You best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! What have got here; a fucking comedian! Hell I like you; you can over to my house and fuck my sister!

Come on! Squeal like a pig! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What's the matter old man? Can't get ya dick hard anymore?

I like RAPE! Can I rape you anally?

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? ... I lied!

I fucked your mom. How about that? You like that, don't you? Yeah, you like it. Well, you can say all you like over the phone, huh, big guy? But, as soon as you come down here, I'll stick your fuckin' ass inside out.

I'm so dark and mean, you motherfucker - I will rip your guts right outta your fuckin asshole!

What you are hired for, is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us, not to FUCK US UP! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy; you company man.

You're suck the cum right out of the cawk. You're gonna lick it clean. And, you're gonna keep it hahd. *Ooohhhh*.

Hey, you fat, Irish prick! You put my fucking money to sleep! Go get my money, or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep.

Hang on a minute! I can't understand it, buddy. You know what I got to say? Fuck you!

Hey, Daralon, my mom she got me this, new game, well it was on a yard sale, it sucks, i was gonna play it, but it's uhh, two things; monffffy fee, and it and expansion. DUUUUDE! You should should of seen it! Awaweis? We were on our Wouges, and went o' my druid!

Aww, dude, 4 stat, 4 stam, leather belt? AHHHHH! Level 18? ERRRRGH! AARRRGGH!

Wow, you have got a ISSUE PROBLEM! God needs to move into your life, severely!

Somebody has a MENTAL PROBLEM!

Hey, you retarded motherfucker! Get off the phone, will ya?

N' - Nuh, something's the matter here. You called before, you called the other operator a bitch and everything. Now, this has got to stop!

No, your not a police officer, you're delusional... Don't "son of a bitch" me!

*Breathe* I can hear you breathin' in the background. *Breathe* That what I thought *Breathe*

I wish you could get your hands on me, honey! Motherfucker! Cocksucker!

You're a nasty little son of a bitch! I bet your momma's real proud of you.

How the fuck am I supposed to buy anything from you people, if I can't speak to a friggin' live person?

You the guy fuckin callin' wit garbage, You the guy that keeps fuckin callin' here, I got your fuckin' number, I'm gonna call the fuckin authorities on your ass, I'm gonna be able to fuck your friend. You understand that shit, now, man?

If you fuck like you talk, you ain't gonna be worth a shit!

Hey, I just wanna tell you something. You either suck dick, or you don't. And, apparently, that's what you do.

Hooooo...you lit- cheap lookin SOB come git me!

I'm horny looking for a man to fuck me in my tight ass I'm a bottom boy hitmeup please 7024168433

Yeah, it would to a faggot like you, wouldn't it? I got a dog that will fuckin' suck your cock.

I made him with only ONE testicle! Imagine what he would look like if I two! Grandpa Jack is full of *POOP*, *POOP*, *POOP *POOP* *POOP*! To make a long story short Jack, he wound up with a semi-circum.

Now you listen up, you keep fuckin' with me, you'll be hangin' from a tree.

Oh yes, I like big bbllack caawks, and I suuuck on themm. I like big black chocolate dickksss...

You ain't got enough, you faggot? You AIN'T GOT ENOUGH, YOU FAGGOT?! When I catch you, man - I'mma take this broom, and stick this shit up your ass! There was that guy a while ago, who got beat up with that - that billy club? Wait till you see this broom, and this broom got razor blades! I'll cut your motherfuckin' heart out through yo asshole, bitch! You'll be shittin' yo heart out, faggot!

Call someone else; I'm tired of your stuttering motherfuckin' ass!

You're an inspiration for birth control!

Get the FUCK OFF! Your mother, you fuckin' freak, I swear to fucking god when you imma rip your fuckin' head off and i'll be ?-a goddamn dick-? all right!

Blow it out your ass!

Balls of Steel, what is that? And you're all out of cum also...

Eat shit and die! I got Balls of Steeeeeel. It's time to kckass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum...

No, it ain't fuck me, it's FUCK YOU!

How dare you how dare me, when I how dare you, you big pee-pee head! Mister booger lips! Ca-ca mouth!
RIP Leslie Nielsen.

I wish you would kick my fuckin' ass, motherfucker! Come on and do it now, 'cause I'm waiting for ya!

You're a bitch, motherfucker! Your momma is a bitch, your father is a bitch, YOU are a bitch!

My fucking life's not doing too well right now, dude. 40, and I ain't done nothing with my fuckin' life. Honest to God truth.
*Gunshot*

Me and Frank Garret are gonna SUE YOU! You're, full, of, crap! Well, do you know Epic? You KNOW of him, you don't KNOW him!

Daddy-rooter! Daddy-rooter! Daddy-rooter! Mate, fuck off, will ya!

Hi, this is Frank Garret here with Duncan Construction, Iiii noticed I misshed your call. I was just returnin' the call that was on my misshed calls.

You are gaaay...

Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself?!

You come here, I'm gonna fuck your mom. Can I fuck you, as well? Bring the Jelly Juice, so I can fuck through your ass.

I don't care if this is the Sheriff's department or the Muslim department. It could be your mother's cunt.

Well, I got some fuckin jerk on the phone I'm talking to. Guess who that jerk is?

I dont even have a dozer and i dont do dirtwork asshole

I no say maddafug!

WHAT DEW YEW WANT, YEW DUMB SHIET!?

I don't comment you, you asshole! You comment me!

I'm advising you now, this is the Sheriff's Department. Stop commenting here.

I'm ripping your throat out, you DISGUSTING piece of fuckin' high-pitch-voiced garbage! You're a fuckin' dick-slime FAGGOT, is what you are!

Ey, uh, they let you outta yer fuckin' cage again?

I mean to kill you in one minute, or see you hanged at Judge Parker's convenience. Which will it be?

Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell! Down the Dark Decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven.

Come on, I'm waiting for you. You are fahcking neegars, Black on the farms, ok? Fuck you, neegar, and fuck your mather!

Well, let me tell you, Frank. There's nothing you can say that'll upset me, or make run and hide, because I have put up with a damn drunk stepfather all my life. So you either sober up and throw this number away, or you're gonna rot in hell, ok?

Why, you yellow youngin' .... motherfucker! You'll pay, you rotten son of a bitch! You're a cocksucker and a motherfucker! You're a whore bastard! You're no good, you shun of a bitch!

I Don't Know Where I Am
I'm Dancing In My Corpse
I Don't Remember Anything
I'm Wearing Your Flesh
Your Flesh Is My Face
I Love Your Face
I Wrap Your Flesh Around My Face
When I Wear Your Flesh I Love Myself
When I Wear Your Flesh I Love Face
I Wrap Your Flesh Around My Flesh
Then I Love My Flesh
I Love Your Face
All I Can Do Is Kill
All I Can Do Is Kill
I Love Your Flesh Around Me...

Hey fuckwad! You got cuntwads hangin' out the side of your face! A pussywipe! I will break your FUCKIN' neck with my FUCKIN' bare hands, you old piece of SHIIIT!!!

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. Now it places the lotion in the basket. PUT THE FUCKIN' LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

You awfully familiar too. You-You fuckin' Fugazi, fuckin' garbage little faggot, shut the fuck up!

Keep crying, babies! WAAAAAAAAAH, BUAAAAAAAAAH!

Aow...fugg me in a dozer!
Lemme fuck yer pusshy!

Madness? This is SPARTA!!!

Even better job copying a pasting from iMDB. Whatever works. Let's just keep this madness going.

Nice job quoting John Doe in Se7en :P

This stupid bitch of a whore and her family keep calling me and preaching a load of shit. Keeps asking me if I know jesus and want to be saved, and that I'm gonna go to hell if I don't. I told her I don't wanna know him, but she'd better, because I'd kill her if I knew where she lived, that cocksucker. She told me that his blood's against me, so I told her that the blood of jesus is on her fuckin' head, that maybe she'd bleed to death. Kept asking for my cell phone number even though she was calling it. Asked for my address, but that's none of her fuckin business. They ain't so tough. Told them to come see me, because I had a hell of a fuckin surprise for them when they do.

I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head... What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended. Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

You sick son of a bitch, why don't you go to bed?!

People don't always tell you what they're thinking. They just see to it you don't advance in life. Do you think Jack Crawford wants you... sexually? On a related subject, I must confess: I ate his liver with some Fava beans, and a nice chianti.

DO NOT EVER CALL MY HOUSE AND TALK THAT WAY! Bring yourself over here, and I'll show you what the matter is!

Take the cock out of your mouth and speak up like a real fuckin' person. You saw it done on TV once. You're the one living under a rock, motherfucker - behind the trash can!

Well, you know what? Well, see, just because your daddy had sex with you, doesn't mean every guy wants to have sex with you, so I'm gonna be a gentleman, and say no. I appreciate the offer, but no thank you. And, I was gonna recommend therapy; maybe I could take you there. You could get some counselin', take the cock out of your mouth, something like that.

Where the fuck does your cock-suckin, shit-suckin' ass wanna meet me, bitch? Talk shit, and I'll blow you and your momma, your punk-ass sister, all you fuckers, right to the fuckin shore!

You want, to talk to mai mom? I am Jake. I am mai mom's, son...

Do you like anal? Can I rape you anally? How do you feel about masturbating? By the way, why wouldn't I want to see you, and taste your beautiful penis?

I'm ready to bust yo gluteus maximus wide open and cause fluid in your membranes, until your shit start quivering, faggot! I'm the real freak in town!

No, no, no. Wrong, wrong, wrong. It's come to my attention that you're not measuring up. You'll need to stay late, again, with no overtime. Your project has to be completely redone. You can't seem to do anything right. Oh, I'm gonna have to write you up again, too. You're just not measuring up. That's three more demerits this week. Did you get the memo about the pay cut? 10 percent, across the board. We've gotta cut back. It's the bottom line, you see. And your insurance co-pays? Yeah, they're going up. Better tighten your belt. We're merging with a bigger company. There's gonna be one flavor ice cream, one brand of coffee, one car. There's 20 people waiting for your job. 1/3 of Americans work for less than $8.50 an hour. Get used to it; be happy with what you've got. You'll have to play catch-up on the weekend, with no overtime pay, of course.
You're not meeting your quota. What's that you say, the quota's impossible to meet? Duh! Here's how it works: I sit in my office - my corner office, and I do some simple math. I look at other companies similar to ours, I get stats, I take a nap *burp*, I crunch some numbers. And if the numbers show it's only humanly possible to complete say, 10 projects a week, I double it, and that becomes your new quota - 20 projects per week. Of course it's impossible! That's the whole point! Gotta keep you on edge. We'll give you some malarkey about setting the bar high, meeting goals, et cetera, but that's not the real reason. We've gotta keep you in fear. Fearful people develop low self-esteem, thus they'll never ask for a raise. What, you want a raise?

I'm gonna let you know how disappointed I am, and how ANGRY I am with you, that you've done this to me again. I'll let you know just how I feel, about what a ROTTEN LITTLE PIG, you really are. You have humiliated me for the last time!

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up, nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, and walk in and see. And... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again, 'cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business, that's what I do.

Frank, you ready to go out drinking tonight? We'll buy you some cocktails. Okay what time you gonna be there, we're leaving here in 10 minutes. What's that? Oh, he just called me a stupid cocksucker. Did you forget to take your medicine today? Did you take your Prozac? Say you suck a big black cock? Wow. Wow. I feel sorry for you, you need to go and get some help. Sucks nigger cock. Sucks nigger dick.

Who are you trying to reach, man? I'd appreciate it if you'd watch your language over the phone...

What a special friend you are! I'll show you what's gonna fit in that hole, it's in my pocket here...

Can you record me making cookies outta my ass, and then play it back for me? *fart* Oooohh... Warm and fresh, right outta the ass...

YOU'RE FUCKIN' DEAD!

*Woof* *Yelp*

Take your breath everyday, cos' you don't know when I'm gonna be there to fuckin' take it away! Chickensheit...

I have better things to do, and I'm looking for marijuana, So fuck you! Cos' I'm only 17, an could probably beat your goddamn ass...

My fuckin' daddy was a fuckin' dick, he didn't believed in anything, and that's why I am the way I am, today.

You faggot motherfucker, do you know who you talking to?! Motherfucker, FUCK YOU!

Why don't you hang up the phone, and come to the number you are calling, and discuss the matter, if you've got the guts to do it?
I'll bust your head wide open if I can see you!

You stupid cocksucker! Can't you take a hint? I don't wanna talk to ya!

You stupid son of a bitch! This is a business phone; get off of it!

How you doing, chief? It's nice to finally meet you, man. Had my eye on you for years. I know all about you. I'm offering you a truce. I want you with us. You're an idiot, you know that? I came down here offering you an easy way out and you spit it right back in my fuckin' face! If you wanna take the hard road, be my guest, pal. But I promise you by the time this is over, you're gonna wish they never cut you from your mother's...

What the FUCK do you WANT?!? I'm in bed trying to sleep... Oh my FUCKING GOD!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! S-stop calling my PHONE!!! Fucking queer...

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor!

Don't make me destroy you!

If I had a gun and knew where you lived, I'd blow ya fuckin' head off!

Come on, nigger! If you're that cool, and you're fuckin' bad, why don't you show your face up at The Hollywood and talk some shit?

Hey, what number are you calling, you dumb son of a bitch? You got the wrong number, ya dumb cocksucker!

Would you like to buy this red Dirt Devil I got?

I wish you know good will in life, I wish you know good pleasant dreams, I wish you know godspeed what so ever, and I wish you to hell.

You know who your fucking with, brother? Yeah, Why don't you go fuck your sister, while your mother fuckin' films it, you motherfucker!

Hey, it's your neighbour! I want my newspaper back! I'M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW!

You not man enough. You been talking shit for the past two years. Stop bothering me, you bitch, you cocksucker, you asshole!

You're crazy. You're just fuckin' crazy!

This is what I want you to do, man: I want you to walk outside your fuckin' door; I want you to walk over to your neighbor; I want you to PUNCH HIM in the fuckin' face, and then I want you to GO TO JAIL, AND THEN I want you to get CORNHOLED BY THE BIGGEST, BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER, EVER!!!!!!

What's the matter? You ain't got no friends, ain't nobody proud of ya, ain't nobody willing to be your motherfuckin' friend?
Well, then, PAY SOMEONE!! Because I AIN'T YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' FRIEND!!!

Eatin' worms and takin' it up the ass, ain't you about a cocksucker!

Hey, did you see how that movie star, sued Google? Don't call me back no more, you're a fuckin' retard! Homeless motherfuckin' retard... What? Suckin' my dick?

Yeah. Motherfucker. Cocksucker.
If I was there, I'd kick your fuckin' ass, motherfucker!

I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

I just wish I was some place I could get my hands on you; that's all I can tell ya. You'd quit talking to me, because you'd be fuckin' fucked up, asshole.

Hey! Ey. Hey maaan, fuck me! Ya fuckin' good at irritatin' people, i'll give ya that! Go fuck yaself an' ya mother!

Heeeeere, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger! Heeeeere, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger, Nigger! BIIITCH! You're fuckin' suckin' your mother's tits.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!!! HAAAAY!!!!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM -BLEHHERHEDRHY
IDIDYICTEHDBLELHH- AND I'LL TURN YOU INTO PABLO, YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the phone! Yes! I bought your Colgate Toothpaste; the one with Tartar Control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!! BOB SAGET!

Herro?!
I'm an octal! Yu nid sum fuk muthafucktal?

DatBoys Data Recover, how may I help you? DatBoys Data Recover, how may I help you? DatBoys Data Recover, how may I help you? DatBoys Data Recovery is gonna kill you!

Frank! Is your wife pregnant from that color guy, again? We'll put ya in the mental institute.

You're a stupid motherfucker for calling someone you don't even fuckin know and starting shit! Fuckin... why don't you fuckin go to fuckin school and learn what the fuck you're saying?

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKIN WANT, YA FUCKIN BASTARD?! You fuckin watch. I'mma rip ya fuckin head off!

Why don't you go ahead and die, and that way, you won't have the number?

Listen motherfucker! Why don't you stop dailin' my number, and go play with a gutter rat?

This is Peter Popoff, please don't hang up! I just need a little of your information in order to rush you, the Miracle Spring Water without further delay.

Would you like this Red Dirt Devil I got? maybe you suck some more Peter with it, you faggot!

Im the nigger!!!!!!!!

Hey do me a favor...Say hi to your wife and MY kids.

Sir, would you like an elephant cock delivered to your door?
It's about a leg long...and fits in your ass....nice and snug..

Fuck you nigger! I'll hnag you from a tree! I'LL HANG YOU FROM A GODDAMN TREE AND RAPE YOUR GODDAMN BLACK ASSED MOTHERFUCKIN' WIFE!!! AND SHOW HER MY GODDAMN WHITE ?BANGER? BITCH!!!

You won't driving any car bombs in this neigbourhood; you don't even have to honk! You know what those cops are gonna do? They're gonna lock your ass up so goddamn fast that your fucking black will come off your ass! I'll laugh about it! Hehe hehehehe.

You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy! I'm going to be a sheriff, and you're gonna be my deputy trainees. I am not programmed to follow your orders.

Stick your dick in your own fuckin ass! Say something without stuttering, you prick! Come on, Frank! Say something, you son of a bitch! SPEAK UP MOTHERFUCKER!!! Get out your tongue, you bastard!

How you spell? Dis da bolice? I call da boliz. Da boliz, they fuck you in da jail.

You cum-burping, gutter trash, slut bitch! You're a homeless, unemployed, non-skilled, fuckin' illegal, wetback, nigger dick-suckin motherfucker, ain't ya?!

Aww, fuck you! You're interrupting my son's wedding!

Fugg Yew and yew're religions! I wish you niggers would go back to Africa. Yew lil' wheelchair bound mother-fucker, yew!

You're a bitch! Tell me how you feel about that? I'm a drunk pimp! How about when this is over, we go do a little coke?

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! I'LL CALL YOU BITCH MOTHERFUCKER! You can't even fuckin' carry the coversation, cause you're a cocksucker! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

What's the matter? You ain't got no friends, ain't nobody proud of ya, ain't nobody willing to be your motherfuckin' friend?!
Well, then, PAY SOMEONE!! Because, I ain't YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' FRIEND!!!

The blood of jesus is on your fuckin head! Jesus chrahst don't keep stupid son of bitches like you off the phone, so I'm gonna have to believe in myself.

I'll plead the blood of Jesus over Frank Garret right now. Do you know Jesus?

Hi my name's Chris i'm from Baustin

MEEEEEEH!!! You Garbage. FUCK YOU GARBAGE! REAEEH! You bastard!

You fucking gypsy, right? Gypsy motherfucker, son of a homeless!

I don't know who's calling you; this is a hotel! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Ahh, fuck you! Y'all cut your fuckin dick off, and stick it in your mouth!

O WHITE BOY!?!?! UGH NIGG-UH FUCKER!!! Meet me some-fuckin'-where, and i'll smoke yo ass!

You faggot cocksucking, Mexican-fucking, dick-licking, Motherfucker! Come get You some!

Git back tew Mexico, yew spic!

Je crois que je me suis trompé de pays. Pour ceux comme moi...annuaire-inverse-france.com ca devrait mieux marcher

Je ne sais pas à qui est ce numéro

I wanna fuck with you, and I wanna fuck you. I like hardcore, rough sex. And after you give it me in the ass, I'll give you a blowjob.

Who's the immature little shit calling our hoase? Do you even have a fucking life?

Oh, Mr. Goat! How about a goat roast this weekend? Why can't you just build my barn? You got skidmarks in your underwear! Did you shit in my pants?

I don't even know what a boombox is! Get fucked and leave me alone will ya? And your connected to that Indian cunt?

WELL FUCK YOU! YOU HOOSIER! GO LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKIN' GARTH BROOKS RECORDS AND DRINK ANOTHER BUDWEISER! YOU PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE!

Don't call here no more motherfucker!

Don't call here no more motherfucker!

Oh yew Nigger licking cocksugger yew

Damn, fagboy! Is that boy fagboy? Damn! Lame-ass bitch!

Grab ya dildo, play with yaself, get ya nuts off, and leave me the fuck alone!

You fuckin fugazi fuckin garbage! You faggot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Keep the modem burning !

Well, Chris, your number shows up on my Caller ID about 150 fuckin times, so FUCK YOU!

Chris, like a nice 8-inch cawk in your mouth? Like to suck on some dick?

OOOOH YEAH... I'll cum into your mouth soooo much you'll be shitting cum! OOOOOO... Ballz rubbin' against your Cheek...

No, dude. That was your sister.

MY HUSBAND IS FUCKING YOUR WIFE!

Chris, you ain't got noone to talk to, 'cause noone gives a fuck about you! Ain't that a bitch?

Hey, Chris. Eat me, you cocksucker.

You've got the block scared, but you ain't got me scared, big boy!

Chris, lemme tell you how I feel; FUGG YEW!

I heard you take to dating websites because you can't find no pussy.

Guess what time it is, Chris? It's time to talk to the answering machine. You've got a personality disorder. You've got Narcissistic Personality Disorder, did you know that?

You people are still typing crap on this numbers page? And you still call me Chris "the hacker". I even get calls from Australians now thanks to you sick young men. You be better watch yourselves. All these angry victims could drain you and your parents of money some day. MistahBlonde is going to be taken off Youtube when I phone Youtube for his hoax fire prank. Let this be a warning to you all, if you get caught, you will regret this nonsense. Stop doing the devil's work and go and play with your friends outside.

All I want you do is fuck me!

Hey baby. Do you know where there are poppers at? Because I love fuckin' being tied up, and having fucking poppers forced underneath my noooose... How big is that dick? Fuckin' absolutely! I'm brown hair, brown eyes, I measure 28 30. I don't want to just fuck me, I want you to PIG FUCK ME! OH! OH OHW! OH! *orgasm*

What's your waist size? Yer-Yer outta ya mind buddeh, I don't even have a dozer, and i don't do dirt werk!

You freaky ass old man you! PUT YOUR WIFE ON THA PHOOOOOONNNE! You want to put what in my ass?

You're a fuckin child molester. That's why you have to keep fuckin calling here.
*Sung to the tune of "Womanizer"* Child molester, Child molester, Child molester, Child molester....

You don't know where I live, you sorry son of a bitch. You call me one more time, and I'll blow your fuckin head off, niggah!

I'm - You motherfuck yourself, cause I don't call you!

You know what, nigger? I've got motherfuckers working for me that'll just fuckin enjoy beating the shit out of you.

I'll you fuckin' head off ya shoulders! You better get the fuck back on tha Banana Boat!

Hey this is Jeff. Can you do me a favor? I hate playin' fuckin' phone games! Obviously you dialed the WRONG number, brah. DON'T FUCKIN' CALL PEOPLE ON THE PHONE! DON'T CALL MAI MOTHERFUCKIN' PHONE TALKIN' SHIT!

You work for the hotel? Ta-type honest to gawd, type in 20258088200 into text Google; just those numbers... and WATCH what cums up.

Looo-serr, looo-serr. *Singing* You're a faggot, you're a fuckhead, you're a homo, a fucking fruitcake. You suck dick like, a little faggot, your a little homo, you're a fruitcake. You're a faggot, a homo, you're a fuckhead, a fucking pussy.

You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore and wipe your little tushies! No more "Mister Kimble, I need the bathroom!"
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

Let me ask you something: Is your mom still a bitch?
I remember when I was fuckin her, back about 10 years ago. You know what used to amaze me about her? The way, after she got done with me, she'd go and take care of my buddy, non-stop.

Least I got a job, bitch. I ain't the one in the Welfare system, having my mother support me.

Buenos días, maricón (Good morning, faggot) Beso mi culo, maricón! (Kiss my ass, faggot!) You're a faggot! You are a faggot! This is an all-male barber shop, we have no faggots in here. Call the Astroplace. That's where all the faggots like you is at, FAGGOT!

Fuck's sake! Do you know what country you're phoning? You're calling England, you fuckin arsehole!

Fuckin' cocksucker! Come down here, you fuckin' tough over the phone! I heard you suck cock for a livin', and then you take it up the ass! I heard that's what you do, is this true?!

Yooooou FAGGOT! Oooooooohh, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT! You Crack-head Whore! You fuckin' porchmonkey! Fuck you and your family! Your gonna hurt when I stick my cock up your ass, that's when your gonna hurt! Little redneck peter-puffer, picker pecker! Please hold for the porchmonkey music: *Cue rap, blues or gospel music*

Someone's... gonna put you in the grouuund... if I ever find out you arrrrrre. I don't know who the hell you are you black son of a bitch, but I never called your house you fuckin' nigger.

We got an emergency call out here, who am I speaking to? Okay, this is Deputy Duncan, I'm out here at 6330. What is your DSN?

Shit suckin' ass bitch ass NIGG-UH

Let me talk to your mother. Oh, that's right. She's back at my place, isn't she? Fuck you!

Are you sexually active? How do you feel about not being trusted by your wife? Do you go into a store and steal groceries?
You know what? You're a bitch!

My name is Tiesha, for the record! You wish you could fuck me. You don't have a dick to fuck me with, bitch!

Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here, buddy? I'll bust your head wide open if I could see you.

Stop calling my hotel!
Doesn't sound like you speak english.
Awatfuckwaddah? You sound like a girl.
I fucked your mom! Hang on, you like it! Don't you? You like it!

THERE'S AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST FOR A FUCKIN'... TRUCK THAT'S ROLLED!
FUCKIN' DICKHEAD!

I don't give a shit if your Jesus Christ.
I-'m not easy to kill! You wormy cocksuggah you.

Fuck you, you owe me the car! Don't fuck with me, fella! I'm talking about a fuckin Cadillac car that you owe me.

You know what you can do? You can come over here and suck my motherfuckin fat dick, bitchboy. Yeah, cause ya ain't nothin but a little pussyass phuckboy! That's what ya is.

Yeah, you don't think I got this number on Caller ID, and you don't think Skype knows that you're making this call right now, ya dumb fuck? Yeah, why don't you go fuck your sister while your mother fuckin films it, ya motherfucker?

You said I'm bringing HEAT on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin shit?! You're orderin' ME out?! Ya better get your own fuckin army, pal!

FUCK YOU, YOU GARBAGE! YOU'RE GARBAGE! FUCKING GARBAGE! YOU GARBAGE! YOU MOTHERFUCK GARBAGE!

This is Tom, and i'll kick your fuckin' ass motherfucker!
This is A&S roofing, we'll kick your fuckin' ass motherfucker!
Yeah, cocksucker.

I'll cut your FUCKIN' THROAT OAFF!
Take a fucking slegehammer to your fucking kneecaps, you little piece of shit!

I'm gonna tell you something right now, buddy. Go fuck yourself, ya asshole!

You got to TALK to him RIGHT NOW!!!!

Listen, dickhead. Tell me where you are, and I'll kick the shit out of ya.

Whut da fuhr nem?
I'm an octal!
Bitch?!
Yes I am!

Mami? Mami? Is this mami? Mother! You suck dick.

My name is Peter, Lally. Lally, L-A-L-L-Y. Are you attempting to call the Golden Nugget casino in Las Vegas sir? Are you trying to make a room reservation sir? What are you attempting to do sir? N-no sir. My name is Peter. Are you attempting to call the Golden Nugget casino in Las Vegas sir? I beg your pardon? What are you attempting to do sir? Are you trying to make a room reservation sir? My name is Peter, Lally. Lally, L-A-L-L-Y.

Sick suckin ass bitchass nigger! Meet me some-motherfuckin-where! YOU CALLIN MAH CRIB WITH THAT BULLSHIT?! MEET ME SOMEWHERE!

Are you calling the motherfuckin' Po Po to come save your ass, nigga? Jeffrey Dahmer ain't got shit on me, bitch!

GI GI GI - Fuckin Retard.

*am

WHAT THE FUCK AN I STUPID?!!?!
266....AREA CODE!

W-when you walk, you got little bit of-bit of... a swoosh to your walk? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Yeeeeaah.
Geeet that dick outta your mouth, quit stutterin'! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Let's let the campaign of terror begin, shall we?
You're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit, your daughters are... fuckin' WHORES!

I could come down there with my fuckin' AR-15, and shoot your old hoosier ass, RIGHT there in Independence Missouri, NOW CALL HERE AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I'LL FUCKING DO! YOU COCKSUCKER! FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Yew know somethin, FUGG KEW.

Does sucking your momma's dick make you deaf?

God damn little.....pimple faced cawkshugger yew.

STINKING FOREIGN COCKSUCKIN' *STATIC* YOU GOD DAMN ILLEGAL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Aww, you goddamn little snotty nose, pimple-faced cockshucker, you.

I'm Mark
I'm havin' a nice glass of laaager, playin' slot machines. Where are you?
I'm at the Caseeeeno making thousands of dollars, while you're fuckin' ya mama's tits!
FUCK YOU! SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!

Yew thick-lipped Black son of a bitch. Get off the phone!

Hey yew nigger lickin SOB i'm kinda gettin tired of yew.

Hey, having a sign around your neck that says "Will suck cock for a burger," doesn't mean that you're fuckin' employed!

Whad'ya want, dummy?

Still got that mouth full of shit, haven't ya?

That's a lovely recording you have there...

Ooooooh

Cookies right outta my ass

Can you record me making cookies outta my ass and then play it back for me?

Oooooh

Hasta la vista

SHUT YOUR HOLE, YOU FUCKIN HOOSIER, I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK!!!!

Mark, you got a SHITHEAD, you know that?
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, ok?

You're real tough, hiding behind that computer.
Why don't you come down and see me? Beat your head some.

Pull the plug out!

Mark, I'm gonna send some dark energy right up yer fuckin' ass.

Lemme tell yew somethin' Mark, yew get FUCKED and leave me alone, just stop callin' here that'll solve yer problem.

Mark- you're a fucking pussy.

These are prank calls from people who are using Skype and recorded phrases stored on internet "soundboards" to effect the dialog of the prankster. Sometimes its the voice of Judge Judy, Arnold Swartzenager, Al Pacino, but some ingenious pranksters are recording the dialog that occurs from the victims of the prank call to build new soundboards and use these to make further prank calls. If you go to youtube and search on PRANK CALLS you fill find alot. Some of them are fake similar to what Radio Shows and the once populat Crank Yankers TV show would do. Others, are real prank calls made to real people. Tom The Pissed Off Roofer from A&S Roofing is just one of these. Others are for a guy named Duncan or Frank Garrett. With every new crank call, the prankster potentially gets new material to expand the library of soundboards. The best approach for these annoying calls is to: 1) hangup and not engage them in conversation - there's little fun in it when they don't get someone to react; 2) consider subscribing to your phone company's Privacy Manager service; 3) report prank calls to law enforcement; 4) get an unlisted number; 5) get a loud horn and blast it in the phone when they call then hangup; avoid calling them back - this will only play into their game to get a responce and it confirms to them your phone number; 6) record the call and provide the recording to law enforcement


Some other important tips:
1) never give out or confirm personal identification, even phone number, name, address, etc
2) as annoying as these calls can be, retain your composure and don't be drawn into their dialog - afterall, the whole reason they are doing this is to get you upset and get a responce;


Odds are the perpetrators are most likely teens or drunks who have way to much time on their hands and little in life but to find humor in making prank calls. Your best defense is to deprive them of the attention they are seeking.

I'm havin' trouble hearin' yew i'm FUCKIN yer mommas pussy

I'll call you anytime I want, and what're you gonna do about it?

Who the fuck are you, you cocksucker?

dew whu

Well pish on yew!

FUGG KEW
*airhorn spam*

Bill, you got a SHIThead, you know that?

@Bill Hey, has somebody been stepping on your nuts, motherfucker?
Take the cock outta your mouth, you're stuttering too much.

You know what? Your ass is on YouTube. Prank calls. Right now. Under "Jackass fuckin Plumber!"

Infridgment?
YOU DUMB GOOK MOTHERFUCKER

Guys if you get a call from this number your most likely going to end up on the YouTube, it happened to me. I am known as "The Jackass Plumber" on there. I've contacted skype and recorded the time and date of the calls and reported it to them, they were able to find the IP adresses of them. It's copyright infridgment to use ones voice on the internet without consent of the victim (myself) unless you are in a 2 party state.

This is the first time I have called you, you fucking asshole.

I am the woman of this house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is!

THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, A BIG OL' CHICKEN!

Dis da bolice?
Da bolice dey fuk u in da yail.
RRIT?!?

Uhh... you're gonna end up getting in some shit!

I call da bolice?
Da bolice? Da bolice?
I call da bolice? Da bolice?

Da bolice, they get you in da jail.

You suck mah motherfuckin Black ass! That's what the fuck you do!
Sonamabitch!

Even have the same fuckin numbers? I don't know what you're talking about, because you're callin Drug and Alcohahhl! Ain't NOBODY callin you!

Somebody must be callin' me and you somehow on the same fuckin number

You better learn how to speak....i'm not man, i'm not dude! A dude is somebody who works in a ranch!

I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza

I can't hear yew, I'm on a tornado.

I'm ready to bust yo gluteus maximus wide open and blow yo membranes 'til yo shit start quivering, faggot! I'm the real freak in town!

This woman got my dick in her mouth, and I'm lookin at you, sayin' "I wish I had my gun and I'd stick dat in yo fuckin mouth!". Put yo hands up! FUCK YOU! I'd come over there, and I'd stick my dick in yo ass, and my gun in yo mouth! YOU WANNA GET FUCKED?! I got a double header for you: a .357, and a 9-inch cock, bitch!

Why don't you stick your fuckin fingers in your fuckin ass, you fuckin faggot, and blow ya fuckin brains out?! This bitch will choke you, so I can't put it in your mouth, you fuckin faggot! This dick is for women mouth! You got tonsils, faggot, so suck your tonsils, and I hope you get a nit, you fuckin bitch!

If you come up missing, don't blame me!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHINING YOU STINKIN' GODDAMNED ACCENTED PRICK!!!

Go to bed, you stupid hoosier motherfucker!

Listen boy, u get ur black ass down in the gutter and stay there!

Chris, yeah tell me what a prank is, smartass. You don't know what the fuck a prank call is!

Why don't you get you a real job, you cocksucker, you?

Chris, you son of a bitch. I thought you died!

I have found where they chat and share phone numbers to call > prankchat.on.nimp.org

These bastards have been calling me for the past year using my own voice.

*Waves hand (Jedi Mind Trick)*
There nobody calling you. These aren't the prankers you are looking for.

youre a fucking asshole,,, SHIT

MOMMA!!! .... MOMMA YOURE TALKING TO MEEE!!!

You want me to fucking fuck your face in, bitch?

I will fucking break your FUCKING neck with my FUCKING bare hands you little piece of SHIIIIT!

A Lick-her license. Was she a dyke, a lesbian?
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

You're gonna drink the cum. I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much you'll be shittin' cum!

Don't call here no more, motherfucker!
You fucked up this time, I got your fuckin cell phone number, motherfucker and tomorrow we find out who you are.

Herb, let me tell you something, asshole.
You've called here three times in the last ten minutes, and I'm damn sick of it.
If I was there I'd kick your fuckin ass, motherfucker!

Oh, fuck you, g--damnit.
I don't give a shit WHO you talk to.
You called me, asshole!

its.. its harassment.. using tremendous amounts of profanity.

Frank, Ive already had a conversation with the vice president in charge of Fox News and Verizon. You see this is a skype.. this is a skype line, and we're gonna' back track on your ass.. and bust ya!

I could come down there with my fuckin' AR15 an' shoot FOX's fuckin' ole hoosier ass, now report us again mother, an' thats just what i'll fuckin' do, you cocksuckers! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Fox News, I wish I was some place I could get my hands on you, that's all I can tell ya. You'd quit talkin' about me because you'd be fuckin fucked up, asshole.

Faux news, did u think that up while u was in the closet masturbatin' or somethin'? Do I know yew? Then why did you select me to be yewr GOAT?
OH FUGG KEW

Faux news, did u think that up while u was in the closet masturbatin' or somethin'? Do I know yew? Then why did yew select me to be yewr GOAT? OH FUGG KEW

Somebody's gonna put you in the ground if I ever find out who you are.
Y'know something? You fucking nigger!

If there was a website for cocksuckers anonymous, you'd be on there!
You unemployed, homeless fuck!

Quit callin my work number yew stupid motherfucker yew

If there was a website for Cocksuckers Anonymous, you'd be on there.
You unemployed, homeless fuck!

Whatdya got in ur mouth, ya got sumthin in ur mouth? Sounds liek hes garglin or sumthin...... Izzit another guy or sumthin?

Callin' ya and cussin' ya, okay... Why would I call and do... When I'm on the sheriff's department, why would I call somebody and cuss 'em out?

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you sound like you got big balls in your throat.

I’m gonna tell you something right now, buddy. I don’t know if you think I’m calling you or what, but I’m not. You’re calling me all the goddamn time.

♫ Spamming or spoofing.. spamming or spoofing ♪

You're full of shit, Rick.

YOUR NAME'S ON MY CALLER ID YOU DUMBASS!!!

its this guy youtube.com, he is responsible for 50% of these complaints

You'll do what, excuse me?
Yeah, fuck myself in my asshole. I bet it might feel pretty good.

somebody must be calling me and you... somewhow, on the same fuckin' number.

Who call your house???

datboys.on.nimp.org > If u were to type that number into google search engine, you would see that this guy...... theres actual forums!

You silly son of a bitch, practicing law without a license is illegal.
Fuck you and your compliance and all that shit.

Why did you call Harpos?

This is A & S Roofing. Motherfucker. Cocksucker.

Meet in Kansas City then motherfucker

♫ You suck dick on the corner ♪

Merry Christmas, you stupid motherfucker, you.
Did your momma let you outta your cage again, goddamnit?

I'm the guy who shot John F.Kennedy.

I had a guy call me a while back being a real nigger, and I threatened him with Voodoo, Santeria, told him I was a marine, threatened to rip his guts out of his asshole, and dissed his wealth, and you know what? He just kept coming back for more!!! I couldn't understand it

Hey does your momma still got worms crawling out her pussy? fugg yeww!

You two are idiots, you know that?
I came down here offering you an easy way out and you spit it RIGHT BACK in my fuckin face!

I second Tom's comment, they are very good customers calling from this number

I work in a store and we get many calls from this number from legitimate customers.
They are good customes and we never had a fraudulent order.
Looks like there are a lot of people without a sense of humour that cry when they get a prank call.
We get prank calls very rarely, maybe a year ago we got one.
But we don't go on the internet crying and calling the sheriff.
So get over it and stop whining.
WE do good business with customers calling from this line.

If there's anyone else out there who I've had an affair with, let me know now, and I'll pay you nicely to just keep quiet. Not that I did anything wrong, but if this keeps up, Nike won't have shit to do with me anymore. My wife should've used the golf club on herself.

Phone calls, the police are gonna get you. And they're after you, I've already called them. They're gonna get you eventually, so up your fuckin ass, motherfucker.

Do you have a problem? I been called fifteen times. What you callin' me every three minute for?

You motherfucker, if I met you, I would gonna hurt you.

First of all I haven't called your house, and second of all, I don't know whether you're stupid or not.
And by the way,I don't give a shit who you call. You goddamn, stupid son of a bitch.

A man by the name of 'Frank Garrett' has called my house phone over and over and over in the past 3 days. I did some inveestigating on this person and found Duncan COnstruction, aswell as several youtube videos of prank calls this fucking dickhead has made to people. This is bullshit, prank calls are not funny when you're getting 10 or 15 calls a day. I have filed a report to the police, and they claim it is a soundboard, what ever the hell that is.

Oh fugg yew yewr interruptin' mah breakfast...

After I beat your god-damned brains in, I'll fucking goddamn rape your old lady and stick a god-damned white baby up in her fucking nigger pussy, and then I'll beat her like a god-damned red-headed stepchild and then have her sent off to jail. And then you know what I'll do? I'll laugh about it. I'll LAUGH about it. I'LL LAUGH ABOUT IT.

Ooooeeew, I want you all to....really worship my caawk. Got it in my hand right now an it's, gettin haah'd

I don't know who you're talking to or why you comment and comment and comment, but you're gonna have to stop.
How's about I kick your fuckin ass motherfucker?

This is a business phone get off of it.

But see, you're the kind that don't tell anybody where ya live, so how am I supposed to come see ya?

Man Who da fuck is yo bitch ass? w-what's your fuckin' name, bitch? Meet me some-fucking-where!!

you come outside now so i can see ya!

I been sober for 2 years. I live on a trailer park and I am waiting for Josh Bales punk biatch to show up and see whats up

If you're over 65, are on Medicare and have diabeetus, you may qualify for a free meter.
Y'know there are still some people who don't know that the cost of their diabeetus testin supplies may be covered?
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S-s-sir? Are-are you on drugs?
Ok, s-sir, d-don't take drugs and call people; it's not a good practice to get into and quite frankly, it's against the law.

HEY I WROTE THAT 'IRONMICKTYRON1' COMMENT IT WASN'T THE REAL ABG AND CERTAINLY WASN'T THE IMPOSTER ABG ON YOUTUBE I JUST WROTE THAT COMMENT SORRY ANYWAYS MUTHAFUCK YOU!

you stupid son of a bitch i never called your house and you pick about every 3rd day to call me so fuck you

Mr. Garrett? Why do you keep calling my house and calling me a stupid motherfucker?

don't call my muthafuckin house wit no bullshit or you'll get fucked up!

Did'ja mama not give yew any cock to play with?

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'll hunt you down and I'll break your fuckin neck! Come say it to my face you wrinkled piece of shit! I'm gonna find your fuckin ass and I'm gonna kill your fuckin ass. Take your cadillac and shove it up your ugly wife's ass.

You know, you sound awfully familiar...

C'mon, bring it bitch. My man talks more shit than you do.

gay florist yew got a shithead yew know that?

Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here buddy?
I'd bust your head wide open if I could see you.

If you're talkin to me, you can go fuck yourself!

Hmm we're still waiting on that interview Frank, just go over to A to Z Pawn and do it!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Ivy, did your momma not give you any toys to play with, when you was young?

realmofdarknessforums.net

^ This should answer some questions.

You just cost me $6,000
Six. Thousand. Dollars, and one Cadillac.
Don't fuck with me, buddy. I'm talking about a fuckin Cadillac that you owe me.

Do you think the humans will ever accept a halfbreed like you?

They cant, They're afraid of you.

Your an animal.

Your a FUCKING maniac!

Can't keep denying what you are man.

I'm offering you a truce, I want you with us.

Come on Jamie, stop bullshitting! Get lost mac.

What the hell do you think you're doing?

I eat morons like you for breakfast!

Please start eating my penis.

Shante, yea tell me what a package is smartass. You don't know what the fuck a data package is.

Why you say modafuk? Why you say. I call the bolice? You know deep down there's some nasty modafukers that live in this world, and I happen to be one of them. Why you say modafuk? Modafuktal!

he told me if i came up missin dont blame him

why dont yew go fuck yer goat

Can I put my finger in your ass? I want to tickle your prostate!

Don't cawl over here no more yewre gonna go to jail. I don't want nothing from yew! Quit Cawlin. The cops gonna whip yewer fuckin ass fur hairassin! Fuck yew punk!

hellow asshowls

im on a SHELLPHONE

It hurts, Duncan… …I’m h…a…p…p…y… …friends… …It hurts, …it
hurts… Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan,
Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan,
Duncan….. …go… b… a… c…k… …Duncan… I feel… g… o… o… d…
…I’m so sad… …..Duncan

♫ I am Grand Wizard Man ♫

wierd phone calls at 4 amin the morning. guy keep sayin his name is chris and that they is people playin games on the phone. when i told that dumb ass nigga to quit callin me, he blows a motha fuckin horn at the phone and busts my speaker phone

Dave, before you talk to me, go check your mother what she's wearin

Some scamer with a foreign accent wanting to get a product immediatly. Complete BS

One of us is in deep trouble..
You!

Impersonating an officer, resisting arrest, fraud, wreckless driving, and lying to the sherriff!

I'm a cop you idiot! I'l Detective John Kimble!

Arnold: I fucked your mom. How about that? You like that don't you? You like it.
STOP CALLING MY HOTEL!

Yes I would like to have a room please

We are asking you,
WHICH ONE IS THE FUCKING ADDRESS OF THE-OF THE BUILDING??!!

Can you spell da name for me, can you spell da name?
I cud da poliz
how you spell?
I trying to understand
da poliz comming to fuck you

hello, i have received many harassing phone calls in the past two days. caller calls every 4 or 5 hours and uses a strong jappanesse ascent. Its a struggle to understand what he is saying or what he is talking about. Caller calls and asks what my name is, and then asks me to spell it. I spelled my name for him three times and he was still asking me to spell it. the last few calls this caller has made he has used very obscene comments like 'the police are coming to fuck you' and 'the police fuck me in jail'

@Norman Bates
You're a LIBRA, aren't yah, darlin'?

my mother m-mother, what's the phrase. She's not quite herself today.

fuck is wrong with chu? i'm the juggernaut bitch!!

YOU NEED SOME HELP???

Have you ever seen anybody play the game called Soccer? Well when I first heard about that game, I thought that people were socking each other, and I don't like to see people hurting one another but that's not what the game is!

I, I own a motel, not too far from here and you'd be welcome to stay in one of the empty rooms up stairs if you'd like.

Sleep with one eye open...

Hello Tom you stupid mother fucker you. Do you know what you're gonna do when you get out of your goddamn wheelchair? You're gonna fall you son of a bitch and I hope you do.

I know who's doing this. Check back in three days... I'll post all the answers you've ever wanted.

Fuck you guys.

some guy with a strong accent is asking me questions about drugs, distributors and whatnot. he claims to be a police officer but i know hes lying, hes threatening me too. he keeps calling and i dont know what to do, my wife is pretty scared and to be honest so am i because i think i know him, his voice sounds familiar. help please

i got a call to my cell phone about 2 hours ago by a man who said he was billy mays and tried to sell me some shit.

ANS ROOFING??? you must have called the wrong number because this is drug and alcohawlll...

THIS IS ANS ROOFING

Now listen you stupid son of a bitch charles i never called you before and god damn it....this is about every third day you callin me so FUCK YOU!!!

ps I'm gay

to everyone who is also getting these prank calls they are not real people its soundboards made out of people who were also prank called

I'll beat you, and your motherfuckin kids if you ever call me back. Test my resolve. I spent 10 years in the Marine Corp, I've been in the escort business and I've got more whores than Carter's got liver pills workin for me and more favors than Jesus. You know voodoo you ever heard of Santaria motherfucker? I'll send some dark energy right up your fuckin ass. And if you die, or get hit by a bus, or if you live... I guess that'll make you sleep a little less uncomfortable tonight knowin that I know who you are now.

Well I know who the fuck you are now. So dial my number one more time. I'm gonna make you cry. I will fucking make you cry.

Sean you suck my mothafuckin ass

@Sean: MUTHA FUCK YOU! I'll knock yo fuckin' head off yo shoulder!

who the fuck are you cocksucker

Black guy called cussing and yelling at my wife repeatedly, and finally i picked up the phone and listened it to it after the 3rd call. Caller yelled "Don't call my fuckin house" repeatedly and used alot of profanity, saying "get the fuck back on the banna boat" "You kiss my black ass" and in every line he said had the word 'fuck' or 'mother fuck' used atleast 3 or 4. times.

Yesterday I recieved more calls from this number in which my 12 year old daughter awnsered the phone and had to hear this stuff. I can understand a little prank but when youre calling my house daily and then my daughter picks up the phone who is young thats not right.
I will be recording these calls as they continue and submitting them to the police.

go fuck yourself motherfucker!

I dont get it with this shit a man called me by the name of 'Frank Garrett' looking for duncan construction and when i told the asshole that he went off the hook cussing and yelling at me. soon he called right back and then used the same lines he was using the first time. i been doin some research on this asshole and it is not the real frank garret that we thought it was at first. you are being called by a soundboard, which is made up of either a movie, show, celebrity, or a victim and it has a bunch of lines on it, like you press what ever line and it plays it through the phone. THAT is what is calling eveyone. it aint no arnold schwizeenegger, al pacino, frank garrett, or what ever else they use

Some dumbass motha fuckin redneck called my house last night cussing and yelling at me, and then the dumb mother fucker called right back an hour later not thinking i would be recording this shit. i got his name frank garett and he was looking for Duncan Construction and I did a google search on this shit and i noticed this asshole has been calling several people all through out the untied states. We need to make a fuckin stand against this shit, this is bullshit and it's gone on for far too long

Yes I am!

Whwhwhwhwhwy you say mudafug??

ye...yer outta yer mind buddy, I don't even have a phone an' I don't do prank calls

Who call?

I'M ON HERE!

Bring it ooon. Come on! You're being taped.

Frank Garrett has an issue problem!

thats what i said yeah

do what? i'm out in the field working fugg kew!

where you calling from? i dont want you to just call me, i want you to PIG call me

Actually I know one colored kid named Frank Garrett

hilarious...too bad i didnt get to talk to anybody...

dephective.logic@gmail.com

I'm gonna call in your mouth so much you'll be shittin' calls

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS TOM FROM A&S ROOFING?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT KNOW!!!!!!

You couldn't even beat your own meat, let alone anybody else

I'll fucking kill you, your wife, your family, your kids, everybody.

Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker you, you only exist here because of me! It's the only reason! Without me, you personally, every wiseguy still around'll take a piece of your fuckin Jew ass. Then where' you gonna go?

Somebody must be spoofing me and you, somehow, on the same fuckin' servers.

cellphone construction

STOP CALLING ME A HOMO!11

If you've got nothing better to do, get off welfare and get a job

I'm tryin to find out who used the bathroom on Friday cuz someone left a big ol' mess in the bathroom. Took me 25 minutes just to... flush that shit away and clean the damn bowl! Somebody left a big ol' dump in there. It stunk real bad, I had to hold my breath in it just to walk in the room.
Was it you, Frank Garrett?
It was you, wasn't it?
You're the one that left the log in there!

You fuckin trashy ass whore. Im fuckin ur wife and ur daughter right now motherfucker. what do u think about that im fuckin ur wife in her ass. what do u think about that beeeitch? fuckin her in her ass and she likes it

What's goin' on, bud? Whaddaya want?

love em, they give good head

IM IN DA JALE, DA BOLICE COMIN TO FUK ME IN DA JALE, FUK DA BOLICE, DA BOLICE, FUK DA BOLICE

YES

its this guy youtube.com, he is responsible for 50% of these complaints

How am i writing this, i don't even own a computer?

Mark, you gotta be the stupidest son of a bitch I ever met.

What the fuck do you fuckin want you fuckin bastard???! I'm gonna beat the shit out of your fuckin mother that gave birth to you PIECE OF SHIT

Go fuck yourself nigger

THIS FUCKING OLD DECREPID REDNECK INBRED HILLBILLY FAGGOT NAMED FRANK GARRETT KEEPS CALLING MY HOUSE AND CUSSING, I DID SOME RESEARCH AND I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, I WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST THIS SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N.W.O 4 LYFE! Dooo do do do doo!

I just wish there was some way I could get my hands on ya thats all I can tell ya. You'd quit talkin then cuz you'd be fuckin fucked up, asshole.

Any babes out there looking to score with a 51 year old business owner? ;-)

I get all sorts of people calling me and cussing me out. Just two nights ago, I received seven calls in one hour from an old man with a foul mouth and some other person making racist remarks, all insisting that I've been calling them. Didn't realize that this person (or persons) were harassing all of you, too.

In the name of Jesus. Satan, you're a LIAR. The blood of Frank Garrett is AGAINST YOU!

Any Jews on here?

Shpiel! Schnell Schnell!

Sitting around watching the money crawl out the knicks.

Maybe someone in one of our ROOMS is commenting you. Whoever's commenting you it's not me. I haven't made a comment. I haven't used the computer, who are you commenting, who is this? I haven't used the computer, it's not happening. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!! What are you commenting about? No one has commented YOU from THIS COMPUTER!! I believe someone in one of our rooms is using their computer to comment you.

So if you knew what room it was coming from, instead of hitting my router when you ping me back, you could hit their room, but the problem is, there's no way of knowing what the internal IP address of the room that's commenting you. Maybe there's somebody in the hotel commenting you. What do you have IPTRACE? WELL, I HA-- I HAVE NO IDEA!!

What are you commenting about? No one's COMMENTING YOU FROM THIS COMPUTER!! I haven't used the computer, who are com--- who is this?! Whoever is commenting you, it ain't me! I haven't made one fricken comment from this place since, probably, 10 o' clock.

I don't know who's commenting you, this is a fucking hotel, go fuck yourself!!

ha? Can you please comment again? I can hear?

your a fucking choir boy compared to me, a fucking choir boy

WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND???

Can you spell duh name??? How you spell???

WHY AM I ON YOUR SPEAKERPHONE??????

Whaa da fuhr name??? How you spell??

A Detective John Kimble called me and asked to speak to the drug dealer of the house. I told him I'm no drug dealer, I'm a plumber. I do an honest living, honest pay. He said "You lie!" I tried to be a professional, but he got belligerent with me, so I hung up on him because I was in the middle of a job, and I had a customer waiting. He called back and said "Howdy, stranger" and I had enough. I told him he needed to go back to the academy, because he didn't have a clue what he was doing. Then he asked to speak with my mother, but my mother's got nothing to do with this. I'm a busy man, I gotta go...

Don't worry all of you distressed business owners. We'll get right on it, the source of these calls, it will only take us 2.2 seconds BITCH.

You got a mother? Yeah Can you get her here? My whole staff fuck one by one how's that.

We give you 50 bucks each time.

STOP IT!!! Stop whining, you lack discipline!

Da police they fuck you in the jail

Fuck suck my dick who the fuck yo- WHO CARES? Suck my indian spicy dick.

You Jew Jew right?

It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren, It's Daren,
DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN, DAREN,

Datboys Data Recovery this is Chris how can I help you?
You really shoudln't be putting your name out over the lines. We've got somebody sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers! It appears they're spamming or spoofing through a server.. The trunk is comming off, we're gonna track this guy down..

Frank is a good buddy mutherfucker... he buys me bananas and head and shoulders... and I rent big mommas house

GEEET THAAT DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH AND QUIT STUTTERING!! :D

Your a nasty ho

@ Bill

Can't even carry out a fucking comment, because you're a cocksucker!

Guys if you get a call from this number your most likely going to end up on the YouTube, it happened to me. I am known as "The Jackass Plumber" on there. I've contacted skype and recorded the time and date of the calls and reported it to them, they were able to find the IP adresses of them. It's copyright infridgment to use ones voice on the internet without consent of the victim(myself) unless you are in a 2 party state.

Joe, do you know how stupid you sound right now?

@Frank

I promise you I'll have you a full expensive pay trip to pizza hut

@Joe

Go to hell yew stupid son of a bitch , I got yew figured out

Dude shut the fuck up^

This man called us saying his name was frank garrett from duncan construction and kept cursing me out for basically no reason and saying that I was calling him. I've told the police many times, but there's nothing they can do. Meanwhile, Frank keeps calling me back and threatening to break my neck if I call him again, which im not! What's wrong with this guy?

Hey..I'm a police officer.

This stupid cocksucker named Jeff and his two girls keep calling me, stupid motherfuckers. Did they left Jeff out of his fuckin' cage again, or what?

I will come and rip Jeff out of his god damn house with his fuckin kids in there.

@Jeff

Yer out of yer mind buddy , I don't even own a dozer and I don't do dirt work.

Over the past five days, a man named Frank Garret who claims to work at a Duncan Construction has been harassing me and my family. Over fifty calls, sometimes cussing out my two girls when they to pick up. I called the police, the phone people, told mr. Garret about this and he said he doesn't give a s**t and told ME not to call HIM anymore. I also called police in Oklahoma where the construction office is located, but I still get calls.

Say you suck a big black cock? Sucks nigger cock

in about 2.2 seconds bitch

Lemme tell ya how I feel FUGG KEW!!!!

I got a call from a self proclaimed convicted felon looking for my son. He called me a bitch, I don't know who this guy is but I'm not in the habit of being called a bitch. He kept cursing at me and tellimg me I sound stupid. Josh finally got on the line and the caller cursed him out too so I don't know who this man was.

He called back later and offered us a full expense paid trip to pizza hut.

maximusclecylone is a faggot D:

do you know jesus garret?

dunkan?