Ok, so I got a call from this number 732-807-5611
) asking for my grandfather (who's been dead for 2 years now) and they were really rude to me and then hung up on me. So, since its my day off, AND i have unlimited minutes on my cell, I have been calling them for the last 45 minutes. At first they'd have me on hold for a few moments, and then I would speak with a representative. I'd go through a mock compliance of their questions (for my cars mileage and so forth) and right about when they'd finished their presentation I'd ask if I could ask a question: They'd reply "of course" to which I would ask what its like to be a piece of shit from New Jersey. I got a couple of 'em really mad, I told this one lady I'd punch her kids in the face. This one gay guy they put me through to was trying to be equally offensive to me, so I hit him where it hurt: I told him I loved Chick-Fil-A just because they were openly opposed to gay marriage. I got to yell at some more people, and I got to hit 'em with some good quotes ("Its a war on the shore! I want Holyfield!"). Normally my attention span is very short, but with the level of annoyance I am getting from these people, I have become truly entertained. My call times in the beginning were upwards of 5 minutes, and since I've been writing this I've called non-stop for the last 20 minutes, and now they've got me down to 2 minutes and 49 seconds before they hang up. I had one lady tell me she knew my physical address and she was sending the police and to stop harassing them. I informed her that her man was a punk and he wished he'd never got with her because her vagina smells. She was getting upset before she hung up, but what pushed her over the edge was when I said I would lure her children into my gingerbread house. She wasn't having that I guess so she hung up. I got through to that gay guy again, and he apologized profusely to me, admitted that he too hated New Jersey and that he was from Pennsylvania originally. He said the job sucks but he needed the money. I was THIS close to not calling back after he tried to make his peace with me, but being a coward, instead of hearing MY side out, he quickly hung up after he told me he'd never call back. Since that I've probably called another 24 times, and the call time is getting WAY shorter. I used to get to hear at least half of "Jesse's Girl" but now I'm down to a minute and forty-five seconds flat. Every other call I get that elevator type waiting 'music' intertwined with the generic computerized "Please hold, all our representatives are currently busy, we appreciate your business, please continue to hold and we will assist you shortly." The funny thing is, I WILL continue to hold, because I've got business with 'Dealer Services.'..........Unfinished business. One person I talked to called me a loser, and asked me if I had anything better to do. Well, regardless of whether I am a loser or not, I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME......A LOT. Ah.....Jesse's girl again, and another 1:36 hangup. I started calling from my wife's Number cause I think they're getting wise to me. Excellent, fresh new people to harass. I've talked to 3 more different people, they seemed to be taken aback by my relentless disdain for New Jersey and its inhabitants. One Lady cursed me out, but she did so in a quiet voice as if her boss was standing behind her. Its been probably an hour now that I've been doing this, actually and hour and 24 minutes. I've gotten to a point where nobody wants to play with me. I've run the gambit of people being mad, incredulous, apologetic and overall annoyed. I have harassed them in a way that they threatened to get the authorities involved. Now that they're wise to my wife's number I've been calling from the house phone, since i get free weekend long distance. You'd think the waiting and the music would deter my intentions, but alas, my will shall triumph. I write all of this, a chronicling, if you will, of my ongoing battle with 'Dealer Services' at the number 732-807-5611
. All of what I have written is factual, and true, as I will post a follow up video (probably on youtube) that my wife took of me while I was blasting a sales associate with verbal contempt. I will post it on this forum as well, all in an effort to light the fire under the consumer/homeowner/couch-potato alike or otherwise. When these people call you and repeatedly harass you, there is something you can do about other that calling the FCC. I find this way far more therapeutic, as you have an actual target to channel you unquenchable rage at. I say rise up, angry, annoyed, tired of getting out of the shower to get a telemarketer asking your social security number masses, and take back what is yours: Your right to chill at your house without dealing with rude people from far off places over the phone about crap you don't care about anyways. I have brought the fight to their doorstep, they wont even pick up any of my call anymore, from any of my 3 numbers. My hold times have grown to upwards of 7 minutes with Jesse's girl playing in my ear incessantly with a brief pause and a quick hangup. They no longer want to play the game I like, so I will wait a few hours, till the shift changes, and I get a fresh new roster of people to verbally demolish who are unaware of the hailstorm of fury that I've reserved just for 'Dealer Services'. Keep up the good fight, comrades, do not hang up quietly in that good night, redial, redial, redial into the dying of light!