Robocall promotion. Starts with "This is ... from customer service. Can you hear me OK? (slight pause) Because you have been such a valuable customer..." then launches into pitch.
 Aug 19th, 2015
TRAGIC:_NOT_ the first/last/one millionth time-that our telephone rings -since - get this! calendar year 2002 - as in FOR LONGER THAN A DECADE [!] +our caller ID displays:ORGANIZED CRIME RING CALLER 2619789267
West Virginia
 Jul 17th, 2015