fuck
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son
Like to get slammed in the ass, too?
Michigan
 3days
You want me to come to Kansas, I'll come to Kansas right now and I'll fucking murder you.
Ohio
 3days
I'd like to talk to Carrie.
Ohio
 3days
I`m gonna prosecute you to the full extent of the law, you think this is a joke?
Ohio
 3days
You're a better gentleman than this, sure.
Ohio
 4days
Hey, I've got your phone number and I`m gonna wring your FUCKING neck.
Ohio
 4days
This ish regarding Walnut.
Ohio
 4days
I'm from Ohio, this is a civilized area, you live in Oklahoma where it's all steers and queers anyways.
Ohio
 4days
Is thish Gregory Stevensh?
Ohio
 4days
Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking?
Ohio
 4days
I`m-a, I`ma take your dick off, cut it off, and stick in your goddamn old lady's ass, an' sew it shut.
Ohio
 4days
I`m gonna sue you and Frank "The Legend" Garrett knows about it too!
Ohio
 4days
You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hahd.
Ohio
 4days
You just let it go in your mouth and you SUCK it out.
Ohio
 4days
Balls rubbin' against your chin...
Ohio
 4days
Like a nice big cawk in your mouth?
Ohio
 4days
Nice an' fat.
Ohio
 4days
I've got an 8-inch cawk that's FAT.
Ohio
 4days
Got it in my hand right now, and it's... gettin' hahd.
Ohio
 4days
8 inches...
Ohio
 4days
I know where you live, you motherfucker, you can't hide off the caller ID, you stupid prick.
Ohio
 4days
You've got the heart, the term, write the address down.
Ohio
 4days
Go ahead and give me your address, cocksucker.
Ohio
 4days
I wish you fucking niggers would go back to Africa.
Ohio
 4days
I'M YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE, YOU HOOSIER PRICK!!!!
Ohio
 4days
Where do you live at? Some wooded area?
Ohio
 4days
I`m gonna take a fucking meat tenderizer to your fucking skull, you fucking moron.
Ohio
 4days
You wonderin' what the fucking devil's like?
Ohio
 4days
I want you to really... worship my cawk.
Ohio
 4days
You've called here a dozen times. The first time you called, you said I called there three times at your house and I have NEVER called your house. The phone records will PROVE you started all this conversation, calling me.
Ohio
 4days
How are you gonna come see me? You don't have to come see me, motherfucker, me and the police are going to come see YOU.
Ohio
 4days
This is about the fourth call you've made today.
Ohio
 4days
Hey, does your mama still have worms crawlin' out o' her pussy?
Ohio
 4days
I want to put my *blank* in your *blank*, you dirty *blank* *blank*.
New York
 1week
Why don't you call the Law and have me arrested? You chickenshit son of a bitch, that'd be about all you could do; ya couldn't do it yourself!
New York
 1week
That’s great and all, Louisiana, but let me ask you something: Is your mom still a bitch?
New York
 Jul 21st, 2018
No shit, Louisiana? You dirty cocksucker, you.
Michigan
 Jul 11th, 2018
It's one of them prank calls using a soundboard which they record it and upload it directly on YouTube. They can even make a soundboard using your voice to prank call other victims. Just do a YouTube search and look up Frank Garret, Duncan Construction, Fred Herbert, Herbert Bail Bonds, and Rick The Mullet Man.
Louisiana
 Jul 10th, 2018
I wish you fuckin niggers would go back to Africa.
New York
 Jul 02nd, 2018
I’m not a rapist, laugh-out-loud.
New York
 May 29th, 2018
Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
No, it’s fuckin Twitmanchris!
New York
 May 26th, 2018
Hey, California punk.
I got motherfuckers working for me that’ll just fuckin enjoy beating the shit outta you.
New York
 May 20th, 2018
To that hoosier dude from California......everyone is shaking over your threat. Fuck you, you cunt.
Michigan
 May 18th, 2018
Go on you stupid cocksucker, you!
Michigan
 May 18th, 2018
Go on you stupid cocksucker you!
Michigan
 May 18th, 2018
Some stupid son of a bitch.
Massachusetts
 Apr 16th, 2018
I'm letting every motherfucker that posted here know I've called Skype about the calls made to me and you bastards will be caught and jailed
California
 Apr 05th, 2018
Don’t you think they’re gonna stop from you from doing this silly fuckin nonsense, at your fuckin age?
 Feb 18th, 2018
Look, bitch, anything past “Hello” is too damn much conversation.
New York
 Oct 30th, 2017
I gave you my address; see you, I do not.
New York
 Oct 05th, 2017
My name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma.
New York
 Sep 11th, 2017
Who am I going to cawl to bail you out, Jose Ramirezsh?
New York
 Sep 06th, 2017
I suck dick for Jesus. Fucking biece of chit!
New York
 Jul 05th, 2017
Can I get shome shexual shatishfaction?
New York
 Jul 05th, 2017
Hey, man, fuck me.
New York
 Jun 25th, 2017
You sick son of a bitch, why don't you go to bed?
New York
 Jun 05th, 2017
Your mother loves you !
Ohio
 May 18th, 2017
Hey... And happy Mother's Day to you, idiot!
New York
 May 15th, 2017
You know what? If you come out, I will fuck you!
New York
 Mar 28th, 2017
Is that before or after your boyfriend pulls his dick out of your ass?
New York
 Mar 07th, 2017
Well this is A&S Roofing and we'll kick your fuckin ass motherfucker!
 Feb 04th, 2017
Voice Over IP
New York
 Jan 10th, 2017
Chris.... how's the coke machine and those blueberries?
New York
 Dec 08th, 2016
Hello, you stupid motherfucker, you!
New York
 Nov 07th, 2016
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
New York
 Oct 25th, 2016
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
New York
 Oct 25th, 2016
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Colorado
 Sep 07th, 2016
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfuggah
 Sep 02nd, 2016
I will come and rip you outta your goddamn house, with your fuckin kids in there.
 Aug 16th, 2016
Chris, you are legendary fuck-up
Netherlands
 Aug 12th, 2016
See you at the Toy Chest, Chris. And, bring your wallet, you cheap bastard!
New York
 Jul 16th, 2016
yeah ok Twitmanchris... find you? well you did say you lived down the road from the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando... tell Cher we said Hi!
 Jun 24th, 2016
hey does yer momma still got uh worms crawlin outta her pushy?
Frank Garrett
 Jun 16th, 2016
It amazes me to know you young men still have the time after all these years to keep it up on this site. It's been eight years since you guys started calling me, and yet here we are, still finding time for this juvenile behavior. I will tell you one thing, while I will NEVER forgive you for what you did to me, and what you did to my business, it might have been the best thing to ever happen to me! Do you know why? Do you?

It was the best thing to ever happen to me because it put me at my lowest point ever. And now? I'm free! I'm free, and YOU are still here, stuck in your immature ways. The best part? I can answer my phone in peace! I can have a social life! And I don't have to worry about you ruining that for me ever again.

So please, do your best to try to find me, I encourage it. You won't have much luck.

- Stageman
Stageman
 May 04th, 2016
Nice
Massachusetts
 Jan 17th, 2016
Well, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?
Ghost Garrett
 Jan 01st, 2016
I'm on here!
Dozer Garrett
 Aug 26th, 2015
You goddamn child molesting whore, you!
Swayze, Mike
 May 18th, 2015
GO GET YOUR BALLS LICKED LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT!
youtube.com/pdoggy10inch
 May 17th, 2015
You know, you motherfuckers think I'm a dum-dum.
The cocksucker better be here, NOW!!
David Morgan
 May 13th, 2015
GET THE COCK OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!!!!
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
 Apr 02nd, 2015
Where do you live, in some wooded area?
MIKE!
 Mar 11th, 2015
Fuckin’ Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin' guy who doesn’t even exist. You got fuckin' Joe Frazier is from there, but he’s black, so you can’t fuckin' deal with him. So you make a fucking statue for some three-foot fuckin' Italian, you stupid Philly-cheese eatin’ fucking jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your fuckin’ faces off! All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN’ DICK!!
Bill Burr
 Feb 06th, 2015
You need to lose this web address; you don't need to be commenting here no more.
Of Man and Mullet
 Jan 09th, 2015
This is about the 4th call you've made today
Nottinghamshire United Kingdom
 Dec 05th, 2014
You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard, you!
Never said yet!
 Nov 22nd, 2014
Uhh, you're gonna end up getting in... some shit.
Thomas Adkins
 Nov 16th, 2014
I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND I'M GONNA GET THAT NIGGER-LOVIN' WHORE WIFE OF YOURS, TOO!!
It's Rick
 Sep 18th, 2014
Well, come get me, you goddamn ignorant son of a bitch, and see what happens!
King Duncan
 Sep 09th, 2014
And I was, like, "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie, then I'm gonna fuck you up." And, ladies and gentlemen, that's exactly the way it's been.
Wilford
 Aug 17th, 2014
You're gonna meet me here soon. I'm coming from Kansas City, and I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya, you got it?
New York
 Jun 06th, 2014
Aw, you goddamn little snotty-nosed, pimple-faced cocksucker, you!
This Is Frank.
 Apr 28th, 2014
Talkin' out the side of yo' fuckin' neck.
Smoke Yo Ass
 Apr 07th, 2014
Well, you got a lot o' fuckin' nerve.
Holliday Roofing
 Apr 02nd, 2014
None of your damn business, and kiss my ass!
M. Swayze
 Mar 24th, 2014
What state you guys in?
Jack A. Plumber
 Mar 14th, 2014
*Phone rings*
Frank: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Ah, my best friend! How are you, buddy?
Frank: ....Ah'm okay.
Soundboard: *ahem* Things pretty dry up around your house?
Frank: Oh... there's a little bit of rain right now, but it's pretty dry.
Soundboard: Y'know something? Fuck you.
Frank: [sounding defeated] Yeah. And… you, too, asshole...
June 2009
 Feb 27th, 2014
God forgive You! You need lots and lots of prayer!
A Issue Problem
 Jan 22nd, 2014
My name is Big Dick. This is a dick factory!
Bahba Shop
 Jan 22nd, 2014
Yeah, how you doing, my name is Chris I'm from a boston
Chris Perron
 Jan 06th, 2014

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