Like to get slammed in the ass, too?
You want me to come to Kansas, I'll come to Kansas right now and I'll fucking murder you.
I'd like to talk to Carrie.
I`m gonna prosecute you to the full extent of the law, you think this is a joke?
You're a better gentleman than this, sure.
Hey, I've got your phone number and I`m gonna wring your FUCKING neck.
This ish regarding Walnut.
I'm from Ohio, this is a civilized area, you live in Oklahoma where it's all steers and queers anyways.
Is thish Gregory Stevensh?
Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking?
I`m-a, I`ma take your dick off, cut it off, and stick in your goddamn old lady's ass, an' sew it shut.
I`m gonna sue you and Frank "The Legend" Garrett knows about it too!
You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hahd.
You just let it go in your mouth and you SUCK it out.
Balls rubbin' against your chin...
Like a nice big cawk in your mouth?
I've got an 8-inch cawk that's FAT.
Got it in my hand right now, and it's... gettin' hahd.
I know where you live, you motherfucker, you can't hide off the caller ID, you stupid prick.
You've got the heart, the term, write the address down.
Go ahead and give me your address, cocksucker.
I wish you fucking niggers would go back to Africa.
I'M YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE, YOU HOOSIER PRICK!!!!
Where do you live at? Some wooded area?
I`m gonna take a fucking meat tenderizer to your fucking skull, you fucking moron.
You wonderin' what the fucking devil's like?
I want you to really... worship my cawk.
You've called here a dozen times. The first time you called, you said I called there three times at your house and I have NEVER called your house. The phone records will PROVE you started all this conversation, calling me.
How are you gonna come see me? You don't have to come see me, motherfucker, me and the police are going to come see YOU.
This is about the fourth call you've made today.
Hey, does your mama still have worms crawlin' out o' her pussy?
I want to put my *blank* in your *blank*, you dirty *blank* *blank*.
Why don't you call the Law and have me arrested? You chickenshit son of a bitch, that'd be about all you could do; ya couldn't do it yourself!
That’s great and all, Louisiana, but let me ask you something: Is your mom still a bitch?
No shit, Louisiana? You dirty cocksucker, you.
It's one of them prank calls using a soundboard which they record it and upload it directly on YouTube. They can even make a soundboard using your voice to prank call other victims. Just do a YouTube search and look up Frank Garret, Duncan Construction, Fred Herbert, Herbert Bail Bonds, and Rick The Mullet Man.
I wish you fuckin niggers would go back to Africa.
I’m not a rapist, laugh-out-loud.
Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
No, it’s fuckin Twitmanchris!
Hey, California punk.
I got motherfuckers working for me that’ll just fuckin enjoy beating the shit outta you.
To that hoosier dude from California......everyone is shaking over your threat. Fuck you, you cunt.
Go on you stupid cocksucker, you!
Go on you stupid cocksucker you!
Some stupid son of a bitch.
Massachusetts Apr 16th, 2018
I'm letting every motherfucker that posted here know I've called Skype about the calls made to me and you bastards will be caught and jailed
California Apr 05th, 2018
Don’t you think they’re gonna stop from you from doing this silly fuckin nonsense, at your fuckin age?
Look, bitch, anything past “Hello” is too damn much conversation.
I gave you my address; see you, I do not.
My name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma.
Who am I going to cawl to bail you out, Jose Ramirezsh?
I suck dick for Jesus. Fucking biece of chit!
Can I get shome shexual shatishfaction?
You sick son of a bitch, why don't you go to bed?
Hey... And happy Mother's Day to you, idiot!
You know what? If you come out, I will fuck you!
Is that before or after your boyfriend pulls his dick out of your ass?
Well this is A&S Roofing and we'll kick your fuckin ass motherfucker!
Chris.... how's the coke machine and those blueberries?
Hello, you stupid motherfucker, you!
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
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I will come and rip you outta your goddamn house, with your fuckin kids in there.
Chris, you are legendary fuck-up
Netherlands Aug 12th, 2016
See you at the Toy Chest, Chris. And, bring your wallet, you cheap bastard!
yeah ok Twitmanchris... find you? well you did say you lived down the road from the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando... tell Cher we said Hi!
hey does yer momma still got uh worms crawlin outta her pushy?
Frank Garrett Jun 16th, 2016
It amazes me to know you young men still have the time after all these years to keep it up on this site. It's been eight years since you guys started calling me, and yet here we are, still finding time for this juvenile behavior. I will tell you one thing, while I will NEVER forgive you for what you did to me, and what you did to my business, it might have been the best thing to ever happen to me! Do you know why? Do you?
It was the best thing to ever happen to me because it put me at my lowest point ever. And now? I'm free! I'm free, and YOU are still here, stuck in your immature ways. The best part? I can answer my phone in peace! I can have a social life! And I don't have to worry about you ruining that for me ever again.
So please, do your best to try to find me, I encourage it. You won't have much luck.
Massachusetts Jan 17th, 2016
Well, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?
Ghost Garrett Jan 01st, 2016
I'm on here!
Dozer Garrett Aug 26th, 2015
You goddamn child molesting whore, you!
Swayze, Mike May 18th, 2015
GO GET YOUR BALLS LICKED LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT!
youtube.com/pdoggy10inch May 17th, 2015
You know, you motherfuckers think I'm a dum-dum.
The cocksucker better be here, NOW!!
David Morgan May 13th, 2015
GET THE COCK OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!!!!
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Apr 02nd, 2015
Where do you live, in some wooded area?
Fuckin’ Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin' guy who doesn’t even exist. You got fuckin' Joe Frazier is from there, but he’s black, so you can’t fuckin' deal with him. So you make a fucking statue for some three-foot fuckin' Italian, you stupid Philly-cheese eatin’ fucking jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your fuckin’ faces off! All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN’ DICK!!
You need to lose this web address; you don't need to be commenting here no more.
Of Man and Mullet Jan 09th, 2015
This is about the 4th call you've made today
Nottinghamshire United Kingdom Dec 05th, 2014
You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard, you!
Never said yet! Nov 22nd, 2014
Uhh, you're gonna end up getting in... some shit.
Thomas Adkins Nov 16th, 2014
I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND I'M GONNA GET THAT NIGGER-LOVIN' WHORE WIFE OF YOURS, TOO!!
Well, come get me, you goddamn ignorant son of a bitch, and see what happens!
King Duncan Sep 09th, 2014
And I was, like, "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie, then I'm gonna fuck you up." And, ladies and gentlemen, that's exactly the way it's been.
You're gonna meet me here soon. I'm coming from Kansas City, and I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya, you got it?
Aw, you goddamn little snotty-nosed, pimple-faced cocksucker, you!
This Is Frank. Apr 28th, 2014
Talkin' out the side of yo' fuckin' neck.
Smoke Yo Ass Apr 07th, 2014
Well, you got a lot o' fuckin' nerve.
Holliday Roofing Apr 02nd, 2014
None of your damn business, and kiss my ass!
What state you guys in?
Jack A. Plumber Mar 14th, 2014
Frank: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Ah, my best friend! How are you, buddy?
Frank: ....Ah'm okay.
Soundboard: *ahem* Things pretty dry up around your house?
Frank: Oh... there's a little bit of rain right now, but it's pretty dry.
Soundboard: Y'know something? Fuck you.
Frank: [sounding defeated] Yeah. And… you, too, asshole...
God forgive You! You need lots and lots of prayer!
A Issue Problem Jan 22nd, 2014
My name is Big Dick. This is a dick factory!
Bahba Shop Jan 22nd, 2014
Yeah, how you doing, my name is Chris I'm from a boston
Chris Perron Jan 06th, 2014