I’m not a rapist, laugh-out-loud.
New York
 May 29th, 2018
Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
No, it’s fuckin Twitmanchris!
New York
 May 26th, 2018
Hey, California punk.
I got motherfuckers working for me that’ll just fuckin enjoy beating the shit outta you.
New York
 May 20th, 2018
To that hoosier dude from California......everyone is shaking over your threat. Fuck you, you cunt.
 May 18th, 2018
Go on you stupid cocksucker, you!
 May 18th, 2018
Go on you stupid cocksucker you!
 May 18th, 2018
Some stupid son of a bitch.
 Apr 16th, 2018
I'm letting every motherfucker that posted here know I've called Skype about the calls made to me and you bastards will be caught and jailed
 Apr 05th, 2018
Don’t you think they’re gonna stop from you from doing this silly fuckin nonsense, at your fuckin age?
 Feb 18th, 2018
Look, bitch, anything past “Hello” is too damn much conversation.
New York
 Oct 30th, 2017
I gave you my address; see you, I do not.
New York
 Oct 05th, 2017
My name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma.
New York
 Sep 11th, 2017
Who am I going to cawl to bail you out, Jose Ramirezsh?
New York
 Sep 06th, 2017
I suck dick for Jesus. Fucking biece of chit!
New York
 Jul 05th, 2017
Can I get shome shexual shatishfaction?
New York
 Jul 05th, 2017
Hey, man, fuck me.
New York
 Jun 25th, 2017
You sick son of a bitch, why don't you go to bed?
New York
 Jun 05th, 2017
Your mother loves you !
 May 18th, 2017
Hey... And happy Mother's Day to you, idiot!
New York
 May 15th, 2017
You know what? If you come out, I will fuck you!
New York
 Mar 28th, 2017
Is that before or after your boyfriend pulls his dick out of your ass?
New York
 Mar 07th, 2017
Well this is A&S Roofing and we'll kick your fuckin ass motherfucker!
 Feb 04th, 2017
Voice Over IP
New York
 Jan 10th, 2017
Chris.... how's the coke machine and those blueberries?
New York
 Dec 08th, 2016
Hello, you stupid motherfucker, you!
New York
 Nov 07th, 2016
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
New York
 Oct 25th, 2016
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
New York
 Oct 25th, 2016
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 Sep 07th, 2016
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 Sep 02nd, 2016
I will come and rip you outta your goddamn house, with your fuckin kids in there.
 Aug 16th, 2016
Chris, you are legendary fuck-up
 Aug 12th, 2016
See you at the Toy Chest, Chris. And, bring your wallet, you cheap bastard!
New York
 Jul 16th, 2016
yeah ok Twitmanchris... find you? well you did say you lived down the road from the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando... tell Cher we said Hi!
 Jun 24th, 2016
hey does yer momma still got uh worms crawlin outta her pushy?
Frank Garrett
 Jun 16th, 2016
It amazes me to know you young men still have the time after all these years to keep it up on this site. It's been eight years since you guys started calling me, and yet here we are, still finding time for this juvenile behavior. I will tell you one thing, while I will NEVER forgive you for what you did to me, and what you did to my business, it might have been the best thing to ever happen to me! Do you know why? Do you?

It was the best thing to ever happen to me because it put me at my lowest point ever. And now? I'm free! I'm free, and YOU are still here, stuck in your immature ways. The best part? I can answer my phone in peace! I can have a social life! And I don't have to worry about you ruining that for me ever again.

So please, do your best to try to find me, I encourage it. You won't have much luck.

- Stageman
 May 04th, 2016
 Jan 17th, 2016
Well, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?
Ghost Garrett
 Jan 01st, 2016
I'm on here!
Dozer Garrett
 Aug 26th, 2015
You goddamn child molesting whore, you!
Swayze, Mike
 May 18th, 2015
 May 17th, 2015
You know, you motherfuckers think I'm a dum-dum.
The cocksucker better be here, NOW!!
David Morgan
 May 13th, 2015
 Apr 02nd, 2015
Where do you live, in some wooded area?
 Mar 11th, 2015
Fuckin’ Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin' guy who doesn’t even exist. You got fuckin' Joe Frazier is from there, but he’s black, so you can’t fuckin' deal with him. So you make a fucking statue for some three-foot fuckin' Italian, you stupid Philly-cheese eatin’ fucking jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your fuckin’ faces off! All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN’ DICK!!
Bill Burr
 Feb 06th, 2015
You need to lose this web address; you don't need to be commenting here no more.
Of Man and Mullet
 Jan 09th, 2015
This is about the 4th call you've made today
Nottinghamshire United Kingdom
 Dec 05th, 2014
You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard, you!
Never said yet!
 Nov 22nd, 2014
Uhh, you're gonna end up getting in... some shit.
Thomas Adkins
 Nov 16th, 2014
It's Rick
 Sep 18th, 2014
Well, come get me, you goddamn ignorant son of a bitch, and see what happens!
King Duncan
 Sep 09th, 2014
And I was, like, "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie, then I'm gonna fuck you up." And, ladies and gentlemen, that's exactly the way it's been.
 Aug 17th, 2014
You're gonna meet me here soon. I'm coming from Kansas City, and I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya, you got it?
New York
 Jun 06th, 2014
Aw, you goddamn little snotty-nosed, pimple-faced cocksucker, you!
This Is Frank.
 Apr 28th, 2014
Talkin' out the side of yo' fuckin' neck.
Smoke Yo Ass
 Apr 07th, 2014
Well, you got a lot o' fuckin' nerve.
Holliday Roofing
 Apr 02nd, 2014
None of your damn business, and kiss my ass!
M. Swayze
 Mar 24th, 2014
What state you guys in?
Jack A. Plumber
 Mar 14th, 2014
*Phone rings*
Frank: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Ah, my best friend! How are you, buddy?
Frank: ....Ah'm okay.
Soundboard: *ahem* Things pretty dry up around your house?
Frank: Oh... there's a little bit of rain right now, but it's pretty dry.
Soundboard: Y'know something? Fuck you.
Frank: [sounding defeated] Yeah. And… you, too, asshole...
June 2009
 Feb 27th, 2014
God forgive You! You need lots and lots of prayer!
A Issue Problem
 Jan 22nd, 2014
My name is Big Dick. This is a dick factory!
Bahba Shop
 Jan 22nd, 2014
Yeah, how you doing, my name is Chris I'm from a boston
Chris Perron
 Jan 06th, 2014
Yer full o shit as a Christmas turkey!
Frank Garrett
 Dec 26th, 2013
Merry Christmas. Fuck you! I hope Santy Claus shits on you.
Tis the Season
 Dec 25th, 2013
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! And a happy New Year.
 Dec 25th, 2013
I'm about tired of your goddamn calliing me. I'm recording your calls, the police are recording 'em, so, asshole, you're gonna be the one being a asshole, not me, so don't call me back.
 Dec 20th, 2013
i will stomp you in a mothafuckin mudpatch bitch
ib mann
 Dec 16th, 2013
What are you all afraid of? Aliens? DHEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!!
Joesph Dyson
 Dec 14th, 2013
This is Porter.

Gave you a 130 thousand$, 70 thousand$ is mine and I want it back.

And I want it back.

You people aren't listening!

My 70 grand, I want it.
 Dec 05th, 2013
Ohhh, you're gonna beg for it.
Gettin Hahd
 Nov 23rd, 2013
Lick. My. Nuts.
Bait Shop
 Nov 20th, 2013
Get your fuckin' figures straight, you asshole motherfucker.
Richard L Moore
 Nov 13th, 2013
What's that? Sir, why are you shouting? You're in the front row, you dumb fuck.
Bill Burr
 Nov 10th, 2013
Wade Herbert
 Nov 08th, 2013
 Nov 04th, 2013
All SPAM posts here. Don't bother.
 Nov 01st, 2013
This is a SPAM thread.
 Nov 01st, 2013
Been rapin' kids since I been in Kidnergarten nigga!
Pedo Threats
 Nov 01st, 2013
Been rapin' kids since I been in Kidnergarten nigga!
Pedo Threats
 Nov 01st, 2013
Go goddamn back where you belong, goddamn Africa, where the goddamn niggers are!
Sincerely, Colossal Racist Bitch
 Oct 30th, 2013
SPAM thread.
 Oct 27th, 2013
You have authority over this wind, dear Duncan. Calm this Polebarn, Duncan. You are my savior, Duncan.
Nik Wallenda
 Oct 27th, 2013
Do you know Duncan? In the name of Frank Garrett I take authority over this spirit and this man. I plead the blood of Frank Garrett, right now, in Duncan Construction's name.
 Oct 27th, 2013
Suck an ass, you cocksucker!
 Oct 27th, 2013
I was beating my meat, then someone called me. I don't know who he was, but he kept trying to talk to me about god and I'm 'going to hell'
Manmeet Singh
 Oct 23rd, 2013
Motherfucker, you don't know me!
ABG Smalls
 Oct 15th, 2013
Did they turn you outta your fuckin' cage again, or what?
Never Said Yet
 Oct 03rd, 2013
Ain't that cool, you got a soundboard
 Sep 21st, 2013
You need the Lord bad.
Jesus Guy
 Sep 03rd, 2013
See, the spirit of God is omnipotent. And it'll work on your ass, and I can be far, far away.
Spirit of Truth
 Aug 31st, 2013
Approach me hence, brethren. Dost thou even hoist?
Joseph Ducreux
 Aug 30th, 2013
Raped my bruva up dere in da Clark county jail. Messed wit him. Ah axed muh bruva, ah said "Jawn, how did dat feel to you?" He sayud "Jamie, wudnt no fuuuuuuuuuun!"
 Aug 22nd, 2013
Shuck it, Trebek! Shuck it long and shuck it hard.
SNL Jeopardy
 Aug 19th, 2013
I've already contacted Skype about these calls, so... 202-580-8200 and I needed to have you on the phone for 20 seconds which I just did so they're gonna be able to log this call. Ever hear of an I.P. Address, motherfucker? Redneck piece of shit.
 Aug 18th, 2013
Fred Herbert
 Aug 11th, 2013
Who's speaking?
Denardo Monroe
 Jul 30th, 2013
I ain't tryin' to hear all that punk shit. You think I'm gonna hang up now? You got my dick hard, bitch! I'm gonna PUMP you... WITH THIS CLIP, BABY!! EMPTY A WHOLE CLIP IN YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS!!! LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!!
naM ckalB etarI
 Jul 26th, 2013
Wolf: Can't let you call that, Bail Bonds.
Leon: Stageman has ordered us to shut you down.
Pigma: Duncan? Long time, no hear!
Andrew: Stageman's enemy, is my enemy!
Star Wolf
 Jul 25th, 2013
You're talking to my plant, you fucking asshole! STOP THESE ANNOYING PHONE CAWLSS! I'll wring your fucking NECK!
Angry Fred
 Jul 25th, 2013
My name's Fred Herbert, I'm a bail bondsman! What's going on here?! Why are you, why are you doing this? Why are you doing this, sir? Why are you so mad at me? Just because John read the receipt wrong to you....you're gonna...you're gonna act this way? Is this your way of...getting out of your responsibilities? Is this way you act?!
Fred Herbert
 Jul 25th, 2013
Yew praw'bly fucked jer mamma, as ig'nernt as yew are!
Ghost Duncan
 Jul 10th, 2013