Some stupid son of a bitch.
I'm letting every motherfucker that posted here know I've called Skype about the calls made to me and you bastards will be caught and jailed
California Apr 05th, 2018
Don’t you think they’re gonna stop from you from doing this silly fuckin nonsense, at your fuckin age?
Look, bitch, anything past “Hello” is too damn much conversation.
I gave you my address; see you, I do not.
My name is Doug, and I have mesothelioma.
Who am I going to cawl to bail you out, Jose Ramirezsh?
I suck dick for Jesus. Fucking biece of chit!
Can I get shome shexual shatishfaction?
You sick son of a bitch, why don't you go to bed?
Hey... And happy Mother's Day to you, idiot!
You know what? If you come out, I will fuck you!
Is that before or after your boyfriend pulls his dick out of your ass?
Well this is A&S Roofing and we'll kick your fuckin ass motherfucker!
Chris.... how's the coke machine and those blueberries?
Hello, you stupid motherfucker, you!
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife's a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
Listen, you're a piece of shit, your wife a piece of shit. Your daughters are fucking whores, I'm sure.
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I will come and rip you outta your goddamn house, with your fuckin kids in there.
Chris, you are legendary fuck-up
Netherlands Aug 12th, 2016
See you at the Toy Chest, Chris. And, bring your wallet, you cheap bastard!
yeah ok Twitmanchris... find you? well you did say you lived down the road from the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando... tell Cher we said Hi!
hey does yer momma still got uh worms crawlin outta her pushy?
Frank Garrett Jun 16th, 2016
It amazes me to know you young men still have the time after all these years to keep it up on this site. It's been eight years since you guys started calling me, and yet here we are, still finding time for this juvenile behavior. I will tell you one thing, while I will NEVER forgive you for what you did to me, and what you did to my business, it might have been the best thing to ever happen to me! Do you know why? Do you?
It was the best thing to ever happen to me because it put me at my lowest point ever. And now? I'm free! I'm free, and YOU are still here, stuck in your immature ways. The best part? I can answer my phone in peace! I can have a social life! And I don't have to worry about you ruining that for me ever again.
So please, do your best to try to find me, I encourage it. You won't have much luck.
Massachusetts Jan 17th, 2016
Well, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?
Ghost Garrett Jan 01st, 2016
I'm on here!
Dozer Garrett Aug 26th, 2015
You goddamn child molesting whore, you!
Swayze, Mike May 18th, 2015
GO GET YOUR BALLS LICKED LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT!
youtube.com/pdoggy10inch May 17th, 2015
You know, you motherfuckers think I'm a dum-dum.
The cocksucker better be here, NOW!!
David Morgan May 13th, 2015
GET THE COCK OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!!!!
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Apr 02nd, 2015
Where do you live, in some wooded area?
Fuckin’ Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin' guy who doesn’t even exist. You got fuckin' Joe Frazier is from there, but he’s black, so you can’t fuckin' deal with him. So you make a fucking statue for some three-foot fuckin' Italian, you stupid Philly-cheese eatin’ fucking jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your fuckin’ faces off! All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN’ DICK!!
You need to lose this web address; you don't need to be commenting here no more.
Of Man and Mullet Jan 09th, 2015
This is about the 4th call you've made today
Nottinghamshire United Kingdom Dec 05th, 2014
You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard, you!
Never said yet! Nov 22nd, 2014
Uhh, you're gonna end up getting in... some shit.
Thomas Adkins Nov 16th, 2014
I'M GONNA GET YOU, AND I'M GONNA GET THAT NIGGER-LOVIN' WHORE WIFE OF YOURS, TOO!!
Well, come get me, you goddamn ignorant son of a bitch, and see what happens!
King Duncan Sep 09th, 2014
And I was, like, "Doc, if you don't give me ice cream and apple pie, then I'm gonna fuck you up." And, ladies and gentlemen, that's exactly the way it's been.
You're gonna meet me here soon. I'm coming from Kansas City, and I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya, you got it?
Aw, you goddamn little snotty-nosed, pimple-faced cocksucker, you!
This Is Frank. Apr 28th, 2014
Talkin' out the side of yo' fuckin' neck.
Smoke Yo Ass Apr 07th, 2014
Well, you got a lot o' fuckin' nerve.
Holliday Roofing Apr 02nd, 2014
None of your damn business, and kiss my ass!
What state you guys in?
Jack A. Plumber Mar 14th, 2014
Frank: Duncan Construction.
Duncan Soundboard: Ah, my best friend! How are you, buddy?
Frank: ....Ah'm okay.
Soundboard: *ahem* Things pretty dry up around your house?
Frank: Oh... there's a little bit of rain right now, but it's pretty dry.
Soundboard: Y'know something? Fuck you.
Frank: [sounding defeated] Yeah. And… you, too, asshole...
God forgive You! You need lots and lots of prayer!
A Issue Problem Jan 22nd, 2014
My name is Big Dick. This is a dick factory!
Bahba Shop Jan 22nd, 2014
Yeah, how you doing, my name is Chris I'm from a boston
Chris Perron Jan 06th, 2014
Yer full o shit as a Christmas turkey!
Frank Garrett Dec 26th, 2013
Merry Christmas. Fuck you! I hope Santy Claus shits on you.
Tis the Season Dec 25th, 2013
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! And a happy New Year.
I'm about tired of your goddamn calliing me. I'm recording your calls, the police are recording 'em, so, asshole, you're gonna be the one being a asshole, not me, so don't call me back.
ECLHusband Dec 20th, 2013
i will stomp you in a mothafuckin mudpatch bitch
What are you all afraid of? Aliens? DHEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!!
Joesph Dyson Dec 14th, 2013
This is Porter.
Gave you a 130 thousand$, 70 thousand$ is mine and I want it back.
And I want it back.
You people aren't listening!
My 70 grand, I want it.
Ohhh, you're gonna beg for it.
Gettin Hahd Nov 23rd, 2013
Get your fuckin' figures straight, you asshole motherfucker.
Richard L Moore Nov 13th, 2013
What's that? Sir, why are you shouting? You're in the front row, you dumb fuck.
MY BUTT JUST WENT NUMB
Wade Herbert Nov 08th, 2013
All SPAM posts here. Don't bother.
Been rapin' kids since I been in Kidnergarten nigga!
Pedo Threats Nov 01st, 2013
Been rapin' kids since I been in Kidnergarten nigga!
Pedo Threats Nov 01st, 2013
Go goddamn back where you belong, goddamn Africa, where the goddamn niggers are!
Sincerely, Colossal Racist Bitch
You have authority over this wind, dear Duncan. Calm this Polebarn, Duncan. You are my savior, Duncan.
Nik Wallenda Oct 27th, 2013
Do you know Duncan? In the name of Frank Garrett I take authority over this spirit and this man. I plead the blood of Frank Garrett, right now, in Duncan Construction's name.
Suck an ass, you cocksucker!
R@ndom.Asshole Oct 27th, 2013
I was beating my meat, then someone called me. I don't know who he was, but he kept trying to talk to me about god and I'm 'going to hell'
Manmeet Singh Oct 23rd, 2013
Motherfucker, you don't know me!
ABG Smalls Oct 15th, 2013
Did they turn you outta your fuckin' cage again, or what?
Never Said Yet Oct 03rd, 2013
Ain't that cool, you got a soundboard
See, the spirit of God is omnipotent. And it'll work on your ass, and I can be far, far away.
Spirit of Truth Aug 31st, 2013
Approach me hence, brethren. Dost thou even hoist?
Joseph Ducreux Aug 30th, 2013
Raped my bruva up dere in da Clark county jail. Messed wit him. Ah axed muh bruva, ah said "Jawn, how did dat feel to you?" He sayud "Jamie, wudnt no fuuuuuuuuuun!"
Shuck it, Trebek! Shuck it long and shuck it hard.
SNL Jeopardy Aug 19th, 2013
I've already contacted Skype about these calls, so... 202-580-8200 and I needed to have you on the phone for 20 seconds which I just did so they're gonna be able to log this call. Ever hear of an I.P. Address, motherfucker? Redneck piece of shit.
Telemarketer Aug 18th, 2013
Fred Herbert Aug 11th, 2013
Denardo Monroe Jul 30th, 2013
I ain't tryin' to hear all that punk shit. You think I'm gonna hang up now? You got my dick hard, bitch! I'm gonna PUMP you... WITH THIS CLIP, BABY!! EMPTY A WHOLE CLIP IN YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS!!! LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!!
naM ckalB etarI Jul 26th, 2013
Wolf: Can't let you call that, Bail Bonds.
Leon: Stageman has ordered us to shut you down.
Pigma: Duncan? Long time, no hear!
Andrew: Stageman's enemy, is my enemy!
You're talking to my plant, you fucking asshole! STOP THESE ANNOYING PHONE CAWLSS! I'll wring your fucking NECK!
Angry Fred Jul 25th, 2013
My name's Fred Herbert, I'm a bail bondsman! What's going on here?! Why are you, why are you doing this? Why are you doing this, sir? Why are you so mad at me? Just because John read the receipt wrong to you....you're gonna...you're gonna act this way? Is this your way of...getting out of your responsibilities? Is this way you act?!
Fred Herbert Jul 25th, 2013
Yew praw'bly fucked jer mamma, as ig'nernt as yew are!
Ghost Duncan Jul 10th, 2013
My wife just left me and I'm having a bad time in my life right now. I really am... really am. I'm 40 and I ain't done nothing
with my fucking life and I can't wait to die. That's the truth... that's the honest to God truth. My fucking life is not doing too well right now, dude. It's just not doing too well. I don't feel good. I really don't feel good. I hope your having a good night; I'm sure not... I'm sure not. I hope you're having a good night and I hope God blesses you.
Have a good night.
Depressed Guy Jul 09th, 2013
Go get your little dildo collection out and go back in your little porn room and fuckin' ass fuck yourself with it.
Silly Faggot Jul 09th, 2013
You do realize that scientists have said that the average toilet seat is cleaner, from a microbiologist's point of view, than the steering wheel on your motorcar?
If you've ever wet yourself for whatever reason - desperation, drunkenness, sexual excitement, naughtiness... I'd love to talk to you. I'd love to know how you felt... at the exactly minute... when you decided you had to just let go, or that moment when you lost control. Or the moment when you wanted that wonderful feeling of relief and were prepared to wet yourself to get it.
British Pervert Jul 09th, 2013
If you're gonna prank call somebody, at least have some balls
You're a dickfuck.
Arbitrary Anus Jun 21st, 2013